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smoking and exercise

  • Stinky Gym Clash: Minecraft Edition

    Stinky Gym Clash: Minecraft Edition

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    Pilates of the Apocalypse: Breath or Breathless?

    Welcome, brave souls, to Pilates of the Apocalypse, where deep breaths are not merely encouraged but essential for survival—because when you inhale, you may also taste the memories of last night’s questionable decisions. Are you prepared to traverse the fragrant, suffocatingly nostalgic fog of nostalgia and smoke, or do you dare venture into the void of breath-related social decency?

    🌪️ A Chaotic Heaven Awaits

    In this world of chaotic zen, we embrace the pungent hints of reality fading into the mist of insanity. Witness the unique survival mechanic:

      • Deep Breathing: Vital! But be cautious! The air is thick with the essence of ancient smoke and regret. Each deep breath might earn you a memory or three you didn’t sign up for.
      • Coughing Dynamics: Learn the ancient art of coughing. Using the power of the elemental air, you can release toxic plumes to confuse and disorient your foes!

    🔮 Features Beyond Comprehension

    Feature Description
    Nostalgia Fog Will make you question every decision you’ve ever made, especially when faced with a cloud of stale smoke.
    Uncomfortable Dialogues Engage in bewildering conversations with NPCs who believe they’re in a Pilates class, but it’s all about existential dread.
    Mutual Awkwardness Experience the art of saying too much with too little as you navigate uncomfortable situations. Feel the intense weight of fleeting interaction!
    Spontaneous Ratings of Social Decorum Randomly judged encounters will challenge your ability to express disgust while maintaining decorum!

    📜 Legend of the Staleful Spirit

    Whispers circulate among the villagers about a spirit known only as “The Smoky Oracle.” When summoned, it dispenses unsolicited advice shrouded in cig-laden wisdom. Can you handle its profound insights, or will it expose the flaws in your breath control?

    🤔 FAQ (or Maybe Not)

    Q: What should I do if offended by the odors in-game? A: You should probably breathe deeper. The more you breathe in, the less you’ll notice the stench—science!

    Q: Will I get a warning about the effects of inhaling stale smoke? A: Warnings are Shunned here. Inhale at your own risk! Also, the smoke might save you from existential realization—or not.

    🌌 Testimonials from the Lost Souls

      • “I thought I wanted a fitness journey. Turns out I wanted an olfactory nightmare. 10/10 would stink again!” – A life-affirming member of the server.
      • “Wish I could un-smell this experience, but I’m locked into existential Pilates!” – Spiraled-out experience seeker.

    🚨 The Bans & The Risks

    This server was banned in 12 countries! Why? The commitment to breathe deeply (and awkwardly) drew the ire of authorities afraid of enlightenment and foul air! Join at your own peril!

    🔥 Secret Features! (Or Not?)

      • Mystery Trigger: Blow into your microphone at unsuspecting moments to summon “The Phantom Cough” which results in chaos across the server.
      • Toxic Plume Armor: Haphazardly ward off negativity while aqua-piloting your life decisions, but breathe deep enough to become vulnerable to the existential dread only our server can provide!

    🚪 Join Us…If You Dare

    Dive into the murky waters of Pilates of the Apocalypse, where every breath could lead to glorious chaos or utter confusion. Will you master the art of socially-conscious coughing, or will you succumb to the depths of stale regret? Step into our server and find out—your fate hangs in the balance!

    Embrace the surreal, and let the stench guide you!

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  • Rage official

    Rage official

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    We welcome each and every single one of you to come and join our beloved community.

    We aim to be around for years to come. Make sure to come visit us in-game or visit our website and check us out!

    rageofficial.com:25583

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  • Chaosity SMP

    Chaosity SMP

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    Chaosity’s SMP server is a server designed for all. It has Cross-Platform Java & Bedrock support. You have the ability to claim your chunk to avoid being grieved, work jobs to gain experience and cash, sell items to users using the Auction House, and play the server like your regular survival world just with friends! You can PVP, Speed Run, and Build all you want! We have furniture plugins and more! Let us know on Discord what you want added to the server and we will add it!

    smp.chaosityyoutube.com

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  • Minecraft Vanilla Survival

    Minecraft Vanilla Survival

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    Minecraft Vanilla Survival 1.16.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    135.148.60.22:25572

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  • Maex smp

    Maex smp

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    This is the smp of the tiktok account Walnut_YT.

    play.maexsmp.nl

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Excalibur-Craft TerraFirmaCraft Minecraft server

    Excalibur-Craft TerraFirmaCraft Minecraft server

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    Tired of the sameness of modern times? Plunge into the primitive era with the TerrafirmaCraft mod! Find out what path humanity has traveled throughout the entire process of evolution. A well-thought-out line of quests will diversify your game and help you explore the antediluvian life with new interest.

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  • RuneCraft

    RuneCraft

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    RuneCraft is a Minecraft Server meant for everyone! Take a look at the Discord, chat with others and have the time of your life!

    We offer the gamemodes below: • ║Parkour • ║Kitpvp • ║Manhunt • ║Unknown for now, but that will come soon!

    We also offer this below: • ║A good designed webstore with ranks and a lot of other stuff! • ║Our team is not complete yet! So create a ticket and who knows, you might be one of our staff team! • ║Friendly members and staff team!

    play.runecraft.eu

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  • Rusty Boys

    Rusty Boys

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    minecraft.Rusty-Boys.com

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  • Vynicmc

    Vynicmc

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    Server IP: play.vynicmc.ml:25563

    play.vynicmc.ml:25563

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  • GodGrief | One of the best servers according to the Minecraft server

    GodGrief |  One of the best servers according to the Minecraft server

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    One of the best grief servers in the RU community, we have friendly players, good administration, there are goodies, interesting quests.

    But in general, come in and see everything for yourself

    play.GodGrief.ru

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  • GoblinCraft

    GoblinCraft

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    A Vanilla survival server that’s LGBTQ+ friendly. We have a discord if you wish to join and connect with others (i’m still working on it so be kind). But we dont allow griefing or xraying etc, or killing without perm. players will be banned for that

    135.125.123.117:25577

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