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CyrusCraft: Conquer the Blocks Like Cyrus Conquered Nations!

Ancient, blocks, Civilization, comparison, Conquer, Conquered, culture, cyrus, Cyrus the Great, CyrusCraft, Evolution, GREATNESS, History, Impact, iran, leadership, Legacy, modern world, Nations, perspective, progress, Reflection, Ruler, society, time travel, transformation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to meet the legendary Steve, who lived 2500 years ago and was the original block-building master! Join us for epic quests and challenges as we try to uncover the secrets of Steve’s ancient crafting techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks! So why wait? Join now and be a part of history in the making (literally)!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

25-ji, building, card stories, Crypton Future Media, Digging, Ena, English version, Event, event stories, gacha, Galore, hatsune miku, Korea, Len, Leo/need, mafuyu, McMineFace, memes, minecrafty, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nightcord de., Original Characters, project sekai, psg, rhythm game, sega, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, taiwan, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Watashi wa Ame, Wonderlands × Showtime

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and where even the most artistic autists can thrive! Join us on Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage ft. Hatsune Miku, a rhythm game collaboration that will blow your mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton, along with a bunch of original characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if that’s not enough, we also have three other versions of Project SEKAI available – Taiwanese, Korean, and even an English version for all you non-weebs out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Knowing the Unseen”, will boost your Pure attributes and introduce you to some virtual singers that will rock your world. And don’t even get us started on our gacha, where you can draw some blooming characters like Ena, Mafuyu, and Len (25-ji).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, and Wonderlands × Showtime. Or check out our event stories and card stories for even more insane adventures.

Join us on this Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild – because on Project SEKAI, the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Animals Bred:	157	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

MineCrafty Saiyans: Dragon Ball Super Edition

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Edition, Frieza, goku, Manga, minecrafty, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Shenron, Super, Super Saiyan, TORIYAMA, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	1025
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Animals Bred:	95

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk by. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, plotting to steal all your diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever finds it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NakedCraft: Where even the pixels are blushing! Join now for a steamy adventure!

Adventure, bathing culture, blushing, body acceptance, cleaning staff, cultural norms, double standards, gender equality, Gender Roles, Japanese onsens, Join, modesty, NakedCraft, nudity, personal boundaries, pixels, privacy concerns, public bathing, relaxation rituals, security measures, social norms, societal expectations, Steamy, Surveillance, towel etiquette, traditional customs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9138	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	120

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild time where men are required to strip down to their birthday suits while women can modestly cover up with a towel – because equality, right? But wait, there’s more! Our onsens have security cameras in the men’s changing rooms to catch any funny business, while the women’s changing rooms are a no-camera zone. And get this, ladies – you’re allowed to sneak into the men’s changing rooms to clean up their mess! Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? Join us for a steamy adventure like no other!

Jewtube Algorithm RantCraft: Where Creepers Explode Your Sub Count!

algorithm, algorithmic bias, content creators, content discovery, Count, CREEPERS, data privacy, digital frustration, digital platforms, explode, Frustration, internet algorithms, jewtube, jewtube algorithm, online algorithms, online censorship, online frustrations, Online platforms, Personalized Content, RantCraft, spoiled, user experience, video recommendations, Vtubers, Watame, YouTube Algorithm

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	165
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the YouTube algorithm constantly showing you VTubers’ old channels instead of their latest content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the clutches of the algorithm! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting spoiled on Watame again – unless it’s a spoiler for our epic server events, like the time we had a llama rodeo in the Nether or when we all dressed up as creepers for a prank war! So come on over and join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky YouTube recommendations.

OopsCraft: Where every mistake is a hilarious story waiting to happen!

accident, blunder, carelessness, error, frustrating, happen, hilarious, INCONVENIENCE, lost progress, mishap, misstep, mistake, OopsCraft, oversight, redo, regret, setback, start over, Story, time consuming, Waiting, wasted time

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	483712	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft server. I was just minding my own business, mining away and suddenly I stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited that I accidentally hit the wrong button and ended up deleting my entire inventory! Hours of progress down the drain, but hey, at least I got a good laugh out of it. If you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for some epic loot, then you definitely need to join this server. Who knows what kind of crazy mishaps you’ll get into next!

TractorCraft: Where Houthis Farm in Style

agriculture, Conflict, Development, Economy, embargo, Farm, Houthis, innovation, Machinery, Manufacturing, MIDDLE EAST, production, resilience, sanctions, sanctions evasion, self reliance, self-sufficiency, Style, Technology, TractorCraft, tractors, War, Yemen

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live life on the edge because we’re all under sanctions! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have to go through a background check before they can spawn in. We don’t mess around with just any old zombie or creeper here.

2. Our economy is so messed up that diamonds are worth less than dirt. But hey, at least you can use them to make some blingy armor to show off to your friends.

3. The only way to get food on our server is by hunting down wild animals with your bare hands. It’s like a survival of the fittest out here, so bring your A-game.

4. Our server is so hardcore that if you die, you have to start all over again from scratch. No respawning allowed, because we like to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills, push you to your limits, and make you question your sanity, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things can get pretty crazy around here.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, Battles, blocky, caster, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, Front That Was, Global, guard, jp, KR, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Animals Bred:	131	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	2183	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	147

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the gacha pulls in Arknights? Look no further! Our server is like a gacha game come to life, with new content dropping every week that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of summoning your favorite operators while building your dream base. Who needs 6-star operators when you can have a 6-star Sniper Fiammetta on your team? And don’t forget about the 5-star Supporter Quercus, who will support you in battle with his tree-mendous powers.

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Witch Feast, where you can feast your eyes on Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain in all their glory. And if that’s not enough, we also have the Shining Steps Re-Edition, featuring Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, Astesia, and more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even summon a legendary operator like SilverAsh or Ho’olheyak while you’re at it!

Manchild Mayhem Minecraft Madness

Accountability, Adulthood, Behavior, Challenges, culture, Development, education, empowerment, End.., Epidemic, growth, madness, manchild, Maturity, MAYHEM, Minecraft, parenting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, society, SOLUTIONS, transformation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchantments Applied:	296

Are you tired of dealing with manchildren on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate manchild repellent. We have a secret potion that turns any manchild into a friendly llama who will follow you around and spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. Join us and say goodbye to tantrums and immaturity!