smoke break Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby

church pamphlets, cigarettes, compassion, drive home, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, fast food, Frustrated, Happy, Hospital, Hubby, HurryCraft, husband, impatient, indoor kids jungle gym, Mall, minor surgery, patience, Religion, smoke break, surgery, Talking to strangers, Waiting

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4000
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!

Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.

So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

addiction, Chuckle, cigarettes, Comical, enjoyment, Entertainment, funny, HEHE, humor, Land, LAUGH, lava, lols, meme, Relaxation, silly, smoke break, smokemei, Smokemeis, smoking, Social, stress relief, tobacco, unwind

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

BrainBugCraft

brain cells, BrainBugCraft, deadly, Delivery, Drugs, Engineered, health, humans, infection, innovation, Innovative, Medical, neuroscience, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, research, Targeted, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

CataSim

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	8575
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net

OgSolito Survival

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Gamemodes, Hardcore, MCMMO, Network, OgSolito, Survival, Updates

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Animals Bred:	21	Towns Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OgSolito network consists of multiple gamemodes survival, hardcore and anarchy! all of the gamemodes get regular updates which can be suggested by the community!

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Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!

base, changes, Community, Direction, Discord, Fun, gameplay, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plain, player, Server, smp, Spawn, Today, Vanilla, Voting, Whitelist, ZER01C

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9622	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

ZER01C SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Gameplay Changes	No changes
Community	Expanding, seeking more members
Server Direction	Community voting on future direction
Updates	Improvements being made, spawn cleanup in progress

FAQ for ZER01C SMP Server

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/T35wy4yz
Are there any gameplay changes in this server?	No, the server is vanilla with no changes to gameplay
Can I participate in voting for the server direction?	Yes, all members are encouraged to participate in voting
What updates are currently being worked on?	Improvements and spawn cleanup are in progress

MineOverload Minecraft Server

Anime, annoyance, artistic expression, Censorship, Complaints, controversy, CP, Cultural differences, drawing, Ethics, fan outrage., Japanese industries, Lolicon, Manga, Media, Minecraft, MineOverload, over saturation, pedophile, ruined, Server, soulless, western influence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Items Found:	3883	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity that will leave you laughing for hours!

Join us on our server for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in tutus, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who love to roleplay as their favorite anime characters. Want to be a magical girl fighting evil monsters? Done. Want to be a ninja with a talking cat companion? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and dancing chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

SMP: Hotel Helluva #1911 – The Minecraft SMP Experience

assassin business, booru, Bruiser, Creator’s YouTube channel, Cytube channel, Demon Rehabilitation, Discord, Experience, fan fiction, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, Minecraft, Official Website, overpopulation, Pilot Episode, Princess of Hell, smp, Startup, weapons specialist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the chaos of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss to life in blocky form! Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons in Hell, run a small assassin business, and survive startup life in the fiery depths.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special Big Guy EditionOP Template that will blow your mind. Imagine building your own hotel to rehab demons, or setting up your own assassin business with your trusty weapons specialist and bruiser by your side. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From battling demons to running from hellhounds, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself checking out into Heaven before you know it!

CreeperDatingGoneWrong

adulting, apologies, attractiveness, Communication, coping with loss, CreeperDatingGoneWrong, depression, friendship, gossip, Grief, group dynamics, Honesty, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstandings, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Rumors, social dynamics, Support

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7616
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and misunderstandings are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with rumors, speculation, and he said she said nonsense that will make you feel like you’re back in high school.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of calling someone ugly just because they have blonde hair, even though you were just expressing a personal preference. Watch as friendships are tested and alliances are formed, all over a simple misunderstanding that spiraled out of control.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the gossip never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with chaos and confusion? Join us today and see if you can survive the insanity!

CraftyMemesMC

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, controversial content, CraftyMemesMC, echo chambers, hive mind, karma whoring, lack of diversity, Misinformation, online communities, reddit, reposts, social media, Spam, toxic behavior, Trolls, upvote/downvote system, user interface

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion every time you post a meme about your pet rock on Reddit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of the internet trolls! Join us and build a giant statue of your pet rock, complete with diamond eyes and a lava fountain for a tail. Show those Redditors who’s boss in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to steal your precious pet rock statue!

CraftyCaracasRevolt

Caracas, Civil unrest, Claims, controversy, CraftyCaracasRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, demonstrations, elections, Erupt, Government, international news, Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, president, PROTESTS, reelection.., south america, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6284	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	8146	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES DABBIN’ ALL OVER DA PLACE!

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA DAT SPITS DIAMONDS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE! IT’S CALLED CHEESOPOLIS AND ONLY TRUE LEGENDS CAN FIND IT!

PLUS, EVERY FULL MOON, A GIANT CHICKEN COMES AND LAYS GOLDEN EGGS FOR EVERY PLAYER! IT’S LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT BUT BETTER!

SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #CHEESEFORLIFE #LLAMALOVE #GOLDENEASTEREGGS

LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Awareness, behavioral patterns, cashiers, customer service, DETECTION, Diagnosis, docs, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, intervention, liquor stores, LiquorRx, Medical, mental health, public health, Retail, Screening, substance abuse

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).