smoke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SleepCraftSeparateRooms

awkward, balance, body spray, Cologne, Conversation, Couch, gagging, guest bedroom, husband, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Request, Restaurant, separate rooms, SleepCraftSeparateRooms, Sleeping, Smells, smoke, Toddler, triggers, unreasonable

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	8018
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	202	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Join us and escape the stinky situations of real life, like dealing with a husband who smells like a mix of restaurant food, smoke, and cologne.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any nauseating odors to distract you. No more gagging when trying to cuddle with your partner, just pure, fresh air and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the smelly drama behind. Who needs a husband who refuses to shower when you can have a virtual paradise free of funky scents? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, because why not? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

FlaminRussiaCraft

arson attacks, Arsonists, Chaos, crime, Crisis, Damage, danger, Destruction, emergency, fear, Fire, flames, FlaminRussiaCraft, investigation, law enforcement, Property, russia, Safety, SECURITY, smoke, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

LOL come join our minecraft server where you can set things on fire without consequences!!! Want to feel the rush of burning down a whole village? THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! Join now and be the ultimate firestarter in a world where chaos reigns and arson is encouraged. Who needs Russia when you can have our server?! 🔥🔥🔥

SaratovCraft Minecraft Server

containment efforts, damage assessment, drone attack, emergency response, emergency services, environmental disaster, explosions, Fire, Firefighters, first responders, flames, hazardous materials, industrial accident, investigation, Massive, Minecraft, news coverage, oil depot, russia, Saratov Oblast, SaratovCraft, Server, smoke

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, just like dis oil depot in Russia dat got attacked by drones and caught on fire! We got so much chaos and destruction goin’ on, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Join us and be part of the madness, build your own drone army and wreak havoc on our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s set the world on fire, Minecraft style! 🔥🔥🔥

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Chimeras Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

The name could be: “Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”

5ZM2TqKnsqKYXysEYSP1nHi9EFMWmqWYVk5aDLCbpump, asset, bit, BIT SMOKE, Blockchain, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, Grove Street, home, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, ONLINE, profit, Pump, smoke, smp, Technology, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to Grove Street, Home of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see llamas with this kind of skill anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground base where we host llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on seeing llamas break it down on the dance floor.

3. Our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they only use their powers for good (and to protect our precious diamond stash).

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world of Grove Street. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Grove Street today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of! Just be prepared to dodge llama spit and pig lasers along the way.

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

BlazeCraft: 80% Smoke, 100% Fun!

air pollution, amazon rainforest, BlazeCraft, Brazilians, climate change, Country, crisis management., Deforestation, ecological devastation, emergency, environmental crisis, Fire, Forest fires, Fun, global impact, government response, health hazard, natural disaster, respiratory issues, smoke, south america, Wildfires

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	54	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

come join our minecraft server and escape the fiery chaos of brazil! our server is so cool, it literally transports you to a world where the only smoke you’ll see is from a campfire or a cool redstone contraption. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about the smoke-filled air in brazil. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft our way out of this smoky mess!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

BrainFogCraft

air quality, Awareness, Brain, BrainFogCraft, cognitive challenges, dementia, Environment, hazard, health, Impact, LUNGS, mental health, Neurological, Pollution, public health, research, respiratory, Risk, smoke, STUDIES, Wildfire

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	7033	Star Shards Collected:	262
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol, u dont want ur brain to get smokey like a bbq, join our epic minecraft server and keep ur brain cells safe from the wildfire smoke!! our server is like a fresh breath of air for ur brain, no smoke allowed here, only epic adventures and crazy builds.

we have so many wild and wacky things to do on our server, like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even racing llamas through obstacle courses. u never know what kind of madness u will find on our server, but one thing is for sure, u will never be bored!

so come join us and protect ur precious brain from the dangers of wildfire smoke, and have a blast while u do it. who knew saving ur brain could be so much fun?!

AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

addiction, Alcohol Use Disorders, anger management, AngryCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, booze, Edition, Elevated Rates, health impacts, mental health, Pathological Anger, psychological disorders, Recovery, research, smoke, study, substance abuse, Substance Dependence, substance misuse, substance-use disorders, Therapy, Tobacco Use Disorders, Treatment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1280
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, u know how minecraft is, like, the best game ever, right? well, this server is, like, even better cuz, get this, it’s been proven by, like, scientists that playing on this server can, like, cure anger issues! like, if u have a problem with, like, being too mad all the time, just hop on this server and all ur anger will, like, disappear! it’s, like, magic or something, man. so, like, join us now and say goodbye to all ur anger problems, dude!

Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

Campaign, Candidate, Celebrity, celebrity culture, election, FAMOUS, Government, influential, leadership, Media, non-political, Popular, Potential, power, president, public figure, public opinion, QUALIFIED, Role Model, Support

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

EmpCraft

1.20.6, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, EmpCraft, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Smpserves, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9329
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Votes:	6497
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5715	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	7367
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9212	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Votes:	1811
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!