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CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

awkward situation, Cash, cash payment, cash transactions, cash usage, CashCraft, cashiers, employment, FIRED, getting someone fired, grocery store, hired, living expenses, making a living, math skills, mistake, parent’s town, small change, small town, tap to pay, Young employees, young people

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

ClassClownCraze Minecraft Server

adolescent behavior, attention seeking, Boundaries, class clown, ClassClownCraze, comedy, consequences, disciplinary actions, disruptive, humor, humor gone wrong, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Mischievous, peer pressure, Practical Jokes, pranks, School, school rules, Server, social dynamics, Students, teachers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	2171
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4914	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate class clown who has definitely gone too far! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and chaos that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, creating a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, and participating in epic dance parties that never seem to end. But be warned, our class clown admin loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what crazy antics the class clown will come up with next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to have the time of your life!

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

adorable, beam, Brighten your day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, cute, delighted, Feel-Good, funny, Giggle, Grin, GUARANTEED, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, humor, joy, Laughter, positivity, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	8386	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	969	Votes:	6973
Players Killed by Monsters:	5098	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Farms Harvested:	955
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	441
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!

VacayVeto: AITA?

aita, attachment issues, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family manager, family pressure, family responsibilities, family vacation, financial responsibilities, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, personal time, raising siblings, self-employment, sibling relationships, single mother, Stress Management, vacation planning, VacayVeto, work-life balance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	786	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of being the family manager and second mother to your siblings? Do you want to escape the constant demands of your single mother who relies on you for everything? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can finally focus on yourself and your own needs without anyone constantly calling you or expecting you to drop everything for them. No more family vacations to plan or siblings to take care of – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Escape the drama and stress of your family life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle or mining for diamonds. Join now and say goodbye to being the family manager – it’s time to put yourself first for once!