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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	1435
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	8619	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Towns Built:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	1071	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!

TurbulenceCraft: GPU Weather Forecasting

Accuracy, acoustic turbulence, Acoustic waves, Astrophysics, computational science, data analysis, forecasting, GPU, Graphics cards, high performance computing, innovation, models, parallel computing, PC, researchers, scientific advancement, scientific research, simulation, Technology, turbulence theory, TurbulenceCraft, Universe, weather, weather forecasting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	323	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

yo, dis server be like a whole new universe, man. we got researchers using fancy schmancy parallel computing on graphics cards to make some crazy acoustic turbulence happen. like, you can literally feel the weather in minecraft, it’s so accurate.

and get this, we even got turbulence theory being applied in fields like astrophysics. yeah, you heard me right. you can study acoustic waves in the universe while building your own little blocky world. it’s like science class, but way more fun.

so come join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the power of acoustic turbulence in minecraft. who knew science could be this lit?

Ethereal VTube Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, deep reflections, deep thoughts, digital entertainment, digital wisdom, Ethereal, Haven, impactful messages, insightful content, meaningful insights, online persona, online presence, philosophical musings, Profound, profound revelations, thought-provoking content, virtual experiences, virtual insights, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, vtube, vtubing, wisdom, wise teachings

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2053	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind into another dimension! Imagine this: a Minecraft server where you can experience the most profound VTubing wisdom while building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to level up your gaming skills while listening to the most enlightened VTubers dropping knowledge bombs left and right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have your mind expanded while crafting and mining like a true pro. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft VTubing adventure!

CarCraft – Return Policy Engaged

aita, Breakup, Business, CAR, CarCraft, Cheating, down payment, drinks, engaged, financial smart, financing, forgiveness, Friend, gas, Girlfriend, payment plan, policy, relationship, RETURN, savings, staten island, tolls, Trust, Working

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values trust and loyalty? Look no further than our server! Just like how this guy trusted his girlfriend with a car, only to have her sneak out for secret dates, our server promises to never betray your trust…unless it’s part of an epic prank war!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and forgiveness, just like this guy did with his sneaky girlfriend. Who knows, you might even end up selling your virtual car to your ex-best friend for a discounted price! It’s all about the drama and the laughs on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about trust, join us now! Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual car…and your virtual girlfriend.

JoyBringerMC SMP

Adventure, art, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, JoyBringerMC, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Music, Nature, Passion, Peace, personal growth, positivity, relationships, self-care, Serenity, smp, travel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. He’s like the Chuck Norris of the chicken world, bro.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon. He’s actually a pretty good dancer, once you get to know him.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!