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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2208 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
