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KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero

Appearance, asian, beauty standards, cultural norms, Diversity, east, East Asian, feminine, Femininity, gender, Gender Expression, hetero, heterosexual, Identity, KawaiiCraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Men, Perception, Race, Sexuality, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out why East Asian men can look really feminine but still seem heterosexual!

On our server, we have a secret potion called the “Fabulous Elixir” that only East Asian players can drink. This potion not only gives them a flawless complexion and silky hair, but also enhances their feminine features while maintaining their manly charm.

But beware, if players from other races try to drink the potion, they will turn into fabulous unicorns with rainbow sparkles shooting out of their eyes! So if you want to unlock the mystery of East Asian masculinity and femininity, join our server now and embark on a magical journey filled with glitter, rainbows, and fabulousness!

Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BETRAYAL, Deception, deception revealed, disbelief, dishonesty, disillusionment, distrust, doubting intentions, Fake, fake facade, fake relationships, Hololie, Issues, lack of trust, loss of faith, Minecraft, questioning motives, seeing through lies, skepticism, skepticism towards others, skepticism towards society, Trust, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where trust is just a myth like unicorns and leprechauns in real life. We promise you a wild ride filled with betrayal, drama, and plot twists that even M. Night Shyamalan would be jealous of.

Join us if you’re tired of the boring, predictable servers out there. Here, you’ll never know who’s a friend or foe. Maybe that cute little llama you befriended is actually plotting to steal all your diamonds. Or perhaps that friendly enderman is secretly a spy for the creeper army.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of our server’s admin team. Just remember, in this world, trust is a luxury you can’t afford.

Crafty Scammy Mine

BETRAYAL, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, fabsol, fraud, fraud prevention, gamer community, Gaming, online gaming, online safety, online scam, report scam, scam alert, Scammed, Scammy, shimmer, Terraria, trust issues, Victim, virtual currency, virtual theft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6311
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

Africa, Apartheid, Boot, Claim, Colonials, Ending Apartheid, Israel, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Natives, NECK, Peaceful Transfer of Power, Propaganda, Safe, Safety, serious question, Settler Colony, south africa, Transfer of Power., Trust, white people, white supremacist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

ABEMA, BA tourney, booru, Crafty, Document, forms, FRIDAY, Join, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, MJG, MONDAY, registration, repo, riichi, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, tourney, TUESDAY

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

#venting, 4chan, Abuse, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boards, bored, Boring, Community, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Conversation, discussion, internet, Join, Minecraft, online culture, online forums, r9k, Server, social media, trolling, Wacky

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Star Shards Collected:	82
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

America, american culture, American dream, American heritage, american history, american identity, American spirit, American values, Democracy, home of the brave, INDEPENDENCE, Land of opportunity, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Emeralds Found:	2140
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

#youtube, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, ceres fauna, Cows, CREEPERS, Drool, Fauna, Fauna General, hololive, Media, member VODs, merch, merchandise, Outer Wilds Playlist, quest for quiet trees, rule, Schedule, social media, stream status, STREAMS, TreeHuggers, twitter, Videos

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.