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ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!

body weight, Boosts, energy expenditure, Gene therapy, Genetic cause, genetic disorders, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variant, genetics, health, metabolism, mutation, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, personalized medicine, research, REST, SMIM1, SMIM1 gene, Treatment, weight, weight management

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	154	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Enchantments Applied:	247	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	622744
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	146
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2498

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove