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HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mines Excavated:	1425	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Potions Brewed:	68	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Towns Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	756761

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	6252
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5772

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	812
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?