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Zombie Buffet: Where even the master race can’t resist a snack!
Are you tired of boring food cultures on other Minecraft servers? Come join us on Minewind where we take food to a whole new level of awesomeness! Our players are always smiling and the sun is always shining because our food is just that good. Say goodbye to bland meals and hello to a world of culinary delights. Join us now and experience the joy of eating like never before! -
Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits
Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.
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HappyCraft: Where even the creepers are smiling!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?
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CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn
> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!
> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?
> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!
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GemCraft SMP – Mine Universe Gen
Welcome to the most gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe General, where you can unleash the light and play baseball with gems in the outfield!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Ronaldo himself has a blog where he spills all the juicy secrets of Beach City. Plus, our OST composers will serenade you with tunes straight from the show.
But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself will be making appearances on Streamily, so you can chat with the mastermind behind it all. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale – get your hands on some exclusive gems before they’re gone!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Steven Universe on our Minecraft server and let the gem-tastic adventures begin! Join us now and become a part of the most epic gem-filled journey ever seen in the Minecraft universe!
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SassySisMinecraftServer
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting personal boundaries and health decisions! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.Looking for a server where you won’t be pressured into having Minecraft babies? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re battling mobs or building your dream castle.
Join us and escape the drama of family feuds over virtual pregnancies. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for passive-aggressive behavior from sister-in-laws!
So come on over and join the fun. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Remember, in our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are new friendships and epic creations!
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LocksOutForRelatives
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Join us if you’ve ever had to deal with pesky siblings or relatives invading your territory in the virtual world.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your cousin’s kid barges in and steals your enchanted diamond sword. Sounds familiar? Well, on our server, we provide locks for every player’s virtual door to keep those sneaky thieves at bay!
We’ve had players who’ve had their virtual gaming headsets stolen and found broken in their cousin’s virtual room. But fear not, we’ve got your back with our virtual locks to protect your virtual treasures.
Join us and experience the joy of building and crafting without the fear of invasion from unwanted guests. And hey, if your relatives accuse you of being overdramatic, just tell them it’s all part of the game! So come on over and lock up your virtual doors, because on our server, privacy is key!
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RedditorFails Minecraft Server
Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!