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Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

#youtube, Banhammer, Blues, content creators, content moderation, content removal., digital content, fan support, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Online Community, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, smp, social media, Supportive fans, teamyoutube, twitter, Video takedown, Vids, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, ANCHOR, blocky, Born, Country, discrimination, FAGGOT, Frustration, hate, hold back, Identity, INEQUALITY, INSANE, LIMITATIONS, marginalization, Minecraft, nationalism, Nationality, prejudice, Server, societal barriers, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3612

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

88952651, Crafty, CREEPERS, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

controversy, criticism, Didnt, dislike, election, FAGGOT, Frustration, grifter, hate, Minecraft, online behavior, opinion, personal feelings, political views, Politics, public figure, rant, reason, shitposting, smp, social media, Sperg, trump, twitter

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	800	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magic Items Found:	8418	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	8023	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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KWA Bot Y Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, automated support, Automation, Bot, chatbot, conversational AI, digital assistant, Digital Innovation, Future Tech, innovation, intelligent assistant, Kwa, KWABOTY, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, Server, smart technology, Tech Trends, Technology, virtual assistant, virtual help

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than KWABotY! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?