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Mindbreak Mania: Torturing Villagers Since 2010

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Towns Built:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you ready to have your mind shattered into a million pieces while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server specializes in mindbreaks and /v/tards for 3 days straight! That’s right, we will push you to your limits and beyond until you can’t even remember your own name.

But wait, there’s more! If you survive the mindbreaks, you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a pig with wings. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn to ride around the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

BigTrannyBlocks: Where Size Matters in Minecraft!

acceptance, BigTrannyBlocks, body image, comparison, coping, discrimination, envy, Femininity, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Insecurity, Jealousy, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, matters.., Minecraft, prejudice, self esteem, sexual competition, SIZE, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Transgender, Transphobia

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Votes:	4924	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyAnimeNerds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Shonen Fans!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and enter a world where shonen anime and manga reign supreme! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be battling epic anime bosses and completing quests inspired by your favorite shonen series.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of anime fans who have dedicated their lives to proving that shonen is the ultimate anime and manga demographic. Will you join them in their quest for dominance?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience shonen like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship and power along the way.

DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

80s Jams & Country Tunes Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cat! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining. The players were so skilled that they could build entire castles in the blink of an eye, and the diamonds flowed like water from a never-ending waterfall.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Picture this: a zombie riding a chicken, wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, you read that right. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a herd of rainbow sheep frolicking in a field of GLOWING obsidian.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the MAGIC for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman who loves to dance to 80s music from your country!

Questing Dragons: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Potions Brewed:	122	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have dragons that actually listen to you and don’t just fly around aimlessly like in Final Fantasy. Our fanbase consists of well-adjusted normal people who have somehow managed to avoid the drama and chaos that seems to follow Final Fantasy everywhere it goes.

Join us and experience a world where dragons are actually helpful companions, not just random encounters that you have to fight. Our server is a safe haven from the never-ending disasters and lack of good will that seems to plague the Final Fantasy universe.

So come on over and join us for a fantasy experience like no other, where you can actually trust the dragons and the community to have your back. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

BabyCraft: Where even childbirth is an adventure!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6119	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the wild and wacky world of Sparta! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living in separate households from your spouse, because who needs traditional marriage anyways? Monogamy is so last season!

But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can train your children to be warriors starting at the ripe old age of 7. Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, all while avoiding the fate of ugly children who are unfortunately killed at birth.

With 3/4ths of our society enslaved, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join us for a truly psychopathic experience that you won’t soon forget. Who needs Athenian society when you can have all this excitement in Sparta?

MineRim – Crafty Colonists United

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants in! Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make you say “WOW!”

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods that will have you soaring through the skies like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cube of Power that will grant you unimaginable abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Tynan Sylvester himself plays on it. Yes, the creator of Rimworld! And rumor has it, he’s building a secret base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride from here on out!

Blocky Identity Crisis

Alpha, Apathy, autists, Beta, blocky, categorization, Clingy, Copium, Crisis, Deltas, Gamma, Human Behavior, Identity, Job, Needy, normies, omega, personality types, schizos, SELF AWARENESS, sigma, social hierarchy, socialise

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Animals Bred:	104	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, and omegas all come together to build, survive, and thrive in a virtual world like no other!

Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.

Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?

Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.

So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!

Blocky Babes and Beautiful Builds

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	995792	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the beauty of the world will leave you speechless! Join us and experience gorgeous landscapes that will make you question why the world is so beautiful!

Our server is filled with magical creatures that will make you wonder if you’ve entered a fairy tale. From unicorns prancing through the forests to dragons soaring through the skies, you’ll never know what fantastical creature you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, a majestic creature that roams the land in search of shiny treasures. Will you be lucky enough to spot this rare and elusive animal?

Join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the beauty and wonder that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why she is so beautiful!