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MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	281	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Items Found:	2613
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2414
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	3386
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!