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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5091 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 127 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1158 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
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