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  • Bechdel Test Fail

    Bechdel Test Fail
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4534
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server if u want to be part of a community where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. we got so many diamonds u can build a whole castle out of them. our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes like a genie in a bottle. the chat is filled with memes and jokes that will make u pee your pants. our world border is actually made of candy and if u reach it, u get a lifetime supply of chocolate. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNaloxoneODsNoMore

    CraftyNaloxoneODsNoMore
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 943
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mines Excavated: 2875
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we battle opioid overdose deaths with naloxone distribution and overdose education!!! we have medication for opioid use disorder and we’re reducing death rates like it’s nobody’s business!!! join us for a wild ride of saving lives and building epic structures in the virtual world!!! who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and educational??? come join the fun now!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElectricBricks [SMP] – where only the coolest thunderstorms get an invite! 18+

    ElectricBricks [SMP] – where only the coolest thunderstorms get an invite! 18+
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9673
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Potions Brewed: 187
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Our 18+ Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Survival Experience!
    Looking for a mature Minecraft community where you can build, explore, and thrive? Look no further! We’re an 18+ server with some unique features that make us stand out from the rest:
    🔁 Never Reset Your builds and progress are safe with us. Our server never resets, so you can create lasting memories and epic structures.
    🌎 Resource Server Need resources without disrupting your main builds? We have a dedicated resource server, so you can gather materials without impacting the world you call home.
    🚄 Biggest Ice Highway Travel across the map with ease on the biggest ice highway in Minecraft. Get from point A to B in record time!
    🛒 Shopping District with a Booming Economy Our shopping district is always bustling with activity. Trade, barter, and build your business in a vibrant economy.
    💼 No Activity Requirements Play at your own pace. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, we welcome everyone.
    🎉 Events for Holidays We host regular events to celebrate holidays and other special occasions. Join us for festive fun, unique challenges, and exclusive rewards during our seasonal events.
    🏅 MCMMO Level up your skills and unlock new abilities with MCMMO. Compete on leaderboards, hone your talents, and experience Minecraft with a new RPG twist.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question: Is the server strictly for players 18 years and older?

    Answer: Yes, our server is specifically designed for players aged 18 and above to ensure a mature and respectful gaming environment.

    Question: Are there any restrictions on building and exploring on the server?

    Answer: You are free to build and explore as you please on our server. We encourage creativity and exploration without imposing strict limitations.

    Question: How can I join the server and start playing?

    Answer: Simply follow the instructions on our website to join our server and start your Minecraft adventure with us.

    Question: Are there any in-game events or activities for players to participate in?

    Answer: Yes, we regularly host events and activities for players to engage in, including holiday celebrations, challenges, and exclusive rewards.

    Question: Can I invite my friends to join the server as well?

    Answer: Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join our server and explore, build, and thrive together in our community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty CHUD Minecraft Server

    Crafty CHUD Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7160
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2176 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. We will NOT apologize for the chaos and mayhem that will ensue when you step foot into our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good prank or two. So if you’re feeling brave (or just plain crazy), come join us and see if you can outwit the legendary Minecraft ghost.

    So why should you join our server? Because we will NOT apologize for the outrageous fun and insanity that awaits you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1920
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with plain walls? Well, come join our server where the wallpaper is so fabulous, even the creepers stop to admire it! Our walls are decked out in the finest diamond blocks and gold accents, making your gaming experience truly luxurious. So why settle for drab when you can have fab? Join us now and let your eyes feast on the most stylish wallpaper in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2433
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates your efforts and acknowledges your hard work? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of gratitude and respect, unlike some husbands out there.

    Join our server for a chance to be appreciated for every block you mine, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build. We promise to thank you for your contributions, unlike some people who think a simple “thank you” is too much to ask for.

    Don’t let your days be ruined by ungrateful husbands who expect you to do everything without a word of appreciation. Join our server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated. Plus, we have special religious celebrations where we actually say “thank you” for all your hard work – what a concept, right?

    So if you’re tired of being gaslighted, belittled, and taken for granted, come join us and be a part of a community that values and appreciates you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Minecraft husband who knows how to say “thank you” without making it a big deal.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ReunionRage33: PhotofailPartner

    ReunionRage33: PhotofailPartner
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6668
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Farms Harvested: 194
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you unprepared for professional family photos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time our player forgot to pack anything but athleisure wear and swim suit cover ups for a family reunion!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to rock a swimsuit cover up for professional photos with your in-laws – only on our server will you experience such hilarious mishaps! And don’t worry, our players are always ready to support you, even if they suggest wearing that cover up with pride.

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from exhaustion to disbelief, just like the time our player decided to leave the reunion altogether after a failed attempt at preparation. Will you stay and face the family photo drama, or make a dramatic exit like a true Minecraft hero?

    So come on over to our server, where every moment is a comedy of errors and every player is a star in their own outrageous story. Who needs family reunions when you have a Minecraft server full of unforgettable moments? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineMelody Minecraft Server

    MineMelody Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5774
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 3075 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4720 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing creeper wearing a top hat. The creeper led them to a secret underground disco where all the mobs were busting a move to the latest hits. The player couldn’t believe their eyes and decided to join in on the fun. They danced the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a stray cat who had some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time, let me tell you!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing along to a catchy tune with a group of friendly Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeePotionCraft

    PixelPeePotionCraft
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5489
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

    Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

    GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9649
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4652
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.

    join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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