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Feminine Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, Adventure, agree, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Communication, disagreement, Diversity, equality, FAGGOT, female, feminine, gender, judgement, offensive language, opinion, perspective, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	71	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta check it out cuz it’s like, totally lit, ya know? Like, this server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and stuff.

We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.

And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.

MovingOutMC Server

anger management, Autonomy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative values, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, interfaith relationships, loyalty, moving out, MovingOutMC, parental approval, parental expectations, personal growth, relationships, Religion, Self Discovery, Server, support system

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6296	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from the chaos? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of blocky adventures and escapades!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!

HangryCraft

city dining, customer behavior, customer service, dining experience, dining out, Etiquette, family owned, food service, Greek cuisine, HangryCraft, Hospitality, opening hours, opening time, owner-operated, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Small Business, Staff Members, Timing, vegetarian options

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as a Greek restaurant owner who thinks 10:15 is still too early? Look no further! Our server is run by a family of two, just like that restaurant, and our owner is as strict about timing as they come. Join us for the ultimate challenge of timing your gameplay perfectly to please our owner!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how you shouldn’t go to a restaurant 15 minutes before closing, we have our own rules – you can’t join 15 minutes after opening! It’s a test of your punctuality and dedication to the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to join at the perfect time, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the owner in a virtual kitchen showdown!

So if you’re up for a challenge and want to experience the madness of a Greek restaurant opening time in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Just make sure you’re not a minute early or a minute late – the owner is watching!

DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

Dads, dairy products, DairyDadGoneMIA, dietary restrictions, digestive issues, family, Father, Fatherhood, food allergies, grocery shopping, health conditions, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerance symptoms, lactose intolerant, lactose sensitivity, lactose-free, lactose-free alternatives, lactose-free diet, lactose-free products, Minecraft, parenting, shopping list, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, who delivers milk to all the lactose intolerant dads out there. He’s a hero in a cow costume, riding a giant milk carton through the skies. And if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more milk).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

RegretCraft

Apology, communication mishap, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, filter your words, foot in mouth, mistake, regret, RegretCraft, regretful words, remorse, retract statement, social blunder, think before you speak, verbal apology, verbal blunder, verbal gaffe, verbal mistake, verbal regret, verbal slip, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Votes:	4029
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉

SnipeCraft Minecraft Server

battlefield experience, Combat Training, combat training exercises, Conflict Resolution, Finnish armed forces, Finnish military, lessons learned, long range shooting, marksmanship, military education, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, precision shooting, Revamps, Server, SnipeCraft, sniper training, tactical skills, war in Ukraine, warfare strategies

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	6004
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

yo, so like, this server is legit like the Finnish military but in Minecraft form, bruh. we got snipers training like they in war in Ukraine, but like, with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna learn how to be a pro sniper without even leaving your house, man. plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures that only the most skilled players can find. come join the fun and become a Minecraft sniper legend, bro!

F16sVsDronesMC

aerial defense, airspace, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sVsDronesMC, Impact, international relations, investigation, Military, nato, response, Romania, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, traces, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7734	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got f-16s flyin around protectin us from drone attacks like in Romania. u know, we found traces of drone impact and we ain’t takin no chances. come join us and help us build a fortress to keep them drones out. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, what more could u want? join now before the drones take over and we all turn into zombies. #minecraftmadness #f16sforlife #unicornpower

BlockyBoobDetective

accelerated aging, accelerated epigenetic aging, age, BlockyBoobDetective, Blood, blood tumor marker, breast cancer, breast cancer susceptibility, Dna, DNA methylation, DNA methylation age, epigenetic aging, marker, Methylation, Predicting, predicting breast cancer, predicting susceptibility, susceptibility, tumor marker, tumor marker for breast cancer

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic builds u eva seen in yo life. we got a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs every hour on da hour. but wait, deres more! we also got a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure. but be careful, cuz deres a dragon guardin it who only speaks in puns.

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with creepers, skeletons, and zombies dat you can feed and pet. it’s a real blast, i swear.

so come join dis server and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Celestial City

Anarchy, bedrock edition, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java edition, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldedit

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Buildings Constructed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Celestial City ANARCHY Enter the Realm of Chaos and Power!

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Minimal rules for true freedom!

Griefing, PvP, and anarchy at its finest!

100% pure vanilla experience.

Lag-free gameplay, powered by 24 GB RAM!

Discord: https://discord.gg/cDrWkuE3NF

129.159.255.251

MineSpy

armor, Combat, Competition, Cunning, danger, Defenses, Domination, Exploration, Foes, immersiion, kill, landscape, Life, LifeSteal, MineSpy, opportunity, ruthless, strategy, Survival, weapons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	182
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

MineSpy: Immerse yourself in a cutthroat world of survival where every kill restores your life, fueling a relentless cycle of combat. Explore a unique landscape teeming with danger and opportunity. Forge powerful weapons, craft cunning armor, and build formidable defenses to survive against relentless foes. In MineSpy, strength lies in domination, and only the most cunning and ruthless will prevail. This expanded description: * Adds immersion: “Immerse yourself” and “cutthroat world” create a stronger sense of atmosphere. * Details the core mechanic: “Every kill restores your life” is emphasized. * Expands on the world: “Explore a unique landscape teeming with danger and opportunity” provides a more vivid picture. * Highlights player agency: “Forge powerful weapons, craft cunning armor, and build formidable defenses” emphasizes player choice and strategy. * Increases stakes: “Only the most cunning and ruthless will prevail” underscores the competitive nature of the server.

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