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PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	160	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

Country Simulation, Crafty, Empire, EU5, game discussion, Game Downloads, Game Mods, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, games, Gaming Community, general, grand strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online forums, Random Country Picker, Server, strategy, strategy games, strategy tips, Vic 3

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

Anti-Spam, Antispam, Applied, Communication, community management, die instantly, digital platforms, discussion, Features, forum software, internet forums, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interactions, Ratings, smp, Spam prevention, Threads, two people, user engagement, user experience

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Cheese, digestive issues, discomfort, food coma, food regret, gluttony, indigestion, Junk Food, late-night snack, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nacho, nachos, Nausea, overeating, overindulgence, regret, Server, stomachache, unhealthy eating, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	387
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

Analysis, before 1980, competitive, controversy, Count, criteria, criteria for counting., Cups, cutoff year, debate, discussion, historical, lower level of play, Minecraft, olympics, opinion, Relevance, shouldnt, Significance, smp, sp, sports, validity, world, world cups

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

American version, British version, comedy, cultural adaptation, diverse adaptations, Entertainment, fan favorite, global phenomenon, humor, international versions, Minecraft, mockumentary, office, popular tv show, regional humor, Saudi Arabia, Server, Sitcom, television industry, Television series, the office, tv show, VIBES, workplace comedy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, buy low sell high, buy the dip, Buyer, Dip, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, market analysis, market corrections, market cycles, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Trading, wealth building

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

Explore, Friends, Magic, Magicka, Magistica, Minecraft, Server, Shaders, sorcery, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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Hate Her Minecraft Server

abhor, animosity, antipathy, aversion, Conflict, Contempt, despise, detest, disagreement, disdain, dislike, enmity, feud, grudge, hate, hostility, loathe, Minecraft, Repulsion, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

artsy, Cinema, critique, film, film analysis, film commentary, film community, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film review, Fun, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, pretentious, pretentious film, pseuds, review, smp, Sorry., Time, wank

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Woke Minecraft Server

Backlash, bad woke, consumerism, controversy, criticism, culture war, Diversity, Ethics, Fail, Gaming, good woke, inclusion, Industry, Minecraft, Political Correctness, representation, Server, slop games, social justice, Succeed, trends, Woke

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Farms Harvested:	392	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!