Smegma Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4745	Votes:	8761
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	885591

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	8373
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	4074
Dragon Eggs Found:	8329	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	2095
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	35
Votes:	5805	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!