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PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6402	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	655352	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

HostMaster’s Minecraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	7439
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

mc.phillipsdata.com

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ores Mined:	6223	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

minerap.com

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	New Chunks Explored:	66857
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

play.everythingsurvival.net

Pony Paradise

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1919
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

37.59.192.195

WoutWoot’s MC server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

mc1.woutwoot.com

VictusMC

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	233
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

173.236.60.84

Dascompany

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Void Gems Collected:	40

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

dascompany.apmx.net

GTB Minecraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

mc-gtb.com

GodzGaming

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

198.154.103.234

Riotcraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

mcriotcraft.com