SMASHER Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho?

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	593942	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	6509	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragons Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3726	Votes:	8372
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	655
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Animals Bred:	134	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising

DefendCraftEU – Putin’s Nightmare

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6402
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it makes the kremlin shake in its boots? well, look no further cuz our server is so lit, even putin is jelly. we got a proposed ‘european defence union’ in our server cuz we gotta defend against all the creepers and zombies tryna invade our blocky world. join us if u wanna be part of the most epic militarisation in minecraft history. put on ur diamond armor and get ready to fight for glory and honor in our server. kremlin aint got nothin on us, we are the true rulers of the minecraft universe. come join us and show them who’s boss!