smashed phone – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!
accident, Breakup, crying, DAUGHTER, ex boyfriend, ExBlockProbs, Girlfriend, ground, Hostile, hurting, insults, numb, prob, RETALIATION, Settled, shoulder to cry on, smashed phone, stepmom, Threats, tirade
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!
Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”
Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

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Accidental Anti-Hero Minecraft SMP
Accidental, Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, antihero, author intent, character arc, Character development, character flaws, character motivation, complex character, creative choices, Hero’s Journey, Literary Analysis, Minecraft, moral ambiguity, Narrative structure, plot twist, Protagonist, redemption arc, smp, storytelling, writing process
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and cause mayhem wherever you go.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as evil wizards appear out of nowhere and start casting spells on you! Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with traps and treasure, guarded by a fierce dragon that breathes fire. The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where players compete in insane challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT or racing through a maze filled with deadly traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even win a prize like a pet creeper or a diamond sword with special powers.
So why wait? Join our SMP now and become the ultimate anti-hero of Minecraft. Just remember, in our world, anything goes and the crazier, the better!

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TestaMC
Arenas, Community, competitive duels, Connection, Discord, Environment, Events, family, gear setups, java, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player improvement, PvP, ReDStonePvP, server ip, team brawls, TestaMC, Tournaments, Website
Get ready for a brand new adventure! I’m excited to introduce RedstonePvP, a Minecraft server crafted for the ultimate PvP experience. Whether you’re a PvP veteran or looking to sharpen your combat skills, RedstonePvP promises intense battles, engaging gameplay, and a welcoming community.
Our server features unique PvP modes designed for every type of player, with exclusive arenas, balanced gear setups, and a dedicated team to keep the fun flowing. Jump in for the thrill of competitive duels, team brawls, and regular tournaments where the best rise to the top!
The RedstonePvP community is what makes us special. We’re building an environment where every player has a chance to improve, connect, and have a blast. Our team is here to ensure you have a fantastic time, from game setup to server support.
Ready to test your skills and dominate the battlefield? Join RedstonePvP today and become part of our growing family!
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/TC2MvrNhVZ
[Java] Server IP: TestaMC.org Our website: Coming Soon Events, Tournaments & Leaderboards: Stay tuned in our Discord for updates!**
213.170.135.109:25661

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Blue Steel Island Minecraft Server
Adventure, Ancient Ruins, Archipelago of Blue Steel, Blue, discovery, Exploration, FANTASY, ISLAND, Legends, Lore, Lost Civilization, marine life, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mythology, nautical, Ocean, remote islands, Seafaring, Server, Shipwrecks, Steel, treasure hunting, uncharted waters
Welcome to the Archipelago of Blue Steel! Our server is so exclusive that we only have one island – but trust us, it’s all you need. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that the island of Blue Steel was created by a group of ancient Minecraft gods who were bored and decided to make the most epic island ever seen. They filled it with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Blue Steel sword hidden somewhere on the island, you will become the ruler of all Minecraft servers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever experience. From giant chicken races to underwater lava surfing competitions, there’s never a dull moment on the Archipelago of Blue Steel. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the one and only island in the Minecraft universe.

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Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP
Adulthood, Beliefs, Childhood, Conflict, Cultural, discrimination, Eldians, History, Identity, Jews, marley, Minecraft, Nazis, Oppression, palestinians, perspective, Potatoes, realization, smp, society, War, Zionists
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.
Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!
But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.

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Crafty Cubes Minecraft Server
algorithm, c#, coding, comparison, compilation, computer science, Crafty, cubes, debugging, error message, Gay, iostream, Logic, loop, main function, Minecraft, offensive, Output, programming, Server, Software Development, String, Syntax
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and prosperity in the game.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anus Tongue Tribe, a group of players who have mastered the art of… well, you can probably guess from the name. Join them in their quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unique skills and strategies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your faggotry at the door, because things tend to get a little wild around here.

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New Server IP
Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
3d, Claiming, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Husbando, Images, insults, JOINING, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, rules, smp, stealing, Thread, Trash, Trips, waifu
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!
Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.
Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

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Project Beans
2024.., Minecraft, November 10th, PA2, Project Architect 2, Project Beans, Server, Small player base, Sunday, Survival
Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!
ProjectBeans.modded.fun

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SizzleCraft Minecraft Server
Detoxification, Finnish sauna, Finnish tradition., health benefits, heat therapy, hot room, Minecraft, Musta Pekka, painos, Relaxation, relaxation ritual, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna culture, sauna session, Server, SizzleCraft, spa experience, steam room, sweating, traditional sauna, wellness, wood-burning stove
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.
2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.
4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.
5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
Beta People Minecraft SMP
Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!
Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.
So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

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New Server IP
HotWay
Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Economy, emotions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, HotWay, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Positive, Project, PvE, PvP, Reality, Sandbox, Server, Store, Survival, Wishes, world
HotWay – Always hot Greetings, dear friend!
HotWay – A world where everything can become reality. Get a huge dose of positive emotions and make your wishes come true!
Main IP: mc.hotway.fun
Online store: https://hotway.fun
We wish you a comfortable time on the HotWay project!
mc.hotway.fun:25255

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