Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).
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Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind! -
BlockBusters: Where you can smash blocks and friendships at the same time! Join now for some semi-vanilla chaos!
BlockBusters SMP Server Overview
We are running a Spigot server for the newest Java version 1.21.1 with a few plugins to improve the gameplay, guaranteeing an excellent PvP experience. Griefing is allowed but will be moderated if extensively used. We do not plan any world reset and run our server 24/7 with only minor shutdowns for maintenance purposes.
Our community is constantly growing, and we decide all changes democratically, involving all members.
What We Offer
⚔️ Providing PvP by using the PvPManager plugin, combining a combat tag system with the prevention of combat log
🌍 Viewing the world in your browser provided by BlueMap without showing player locations and underground bases
🔒 Preventing cheating using the plugins FoxAddition & XCatch and manual interference by the moderators
If you are interested, please join our Discord server!
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is griefing allowed on the server? Yes, griefing is allowed but will be moderated if extensively used. Do you plan any world resets? No, we do not plan any world resets. How often does the server undergo maintenance? We only have minor shutdowns for maintenance purposes and run the server 24/7. How are decisions made in the community? All changes are decided democratically, involving all members of the community. What plugins are used for PvP and cheating prevention? We use PvPManager for PvP and prevent cheating using FoxAddition & XCatch plugins. -
MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
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Log Fag’s Pumpkin Smash
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the log fag from Smashing Pumpkins is a regular player! That’s right, you can mine diamonds with a rock legend by your side.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Enderman. Dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes, because on our server, anything is possible.
So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a log fag.
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MineSmash – Where Creepers Smash Like Super Bros. in General
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Wario is here to shake things up at this hilarious Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy mods like the Ult latency slider and less delay, courtesy of our very own xNaxdy.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got netplay for Melee/P+ and Smash Remix, where you can battle it out with other players in epic tournaments. And speaking of tournaments, don’t miss our monthly tourney where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.
But that’s not all – we also have a zero tolerance policy for duplicate spammers and avatar posters. Report them and do your part to make this server even more awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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LOLcraft: Where No One Can Beat Steve in Smash Bros!
Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Smash Bros by your friends? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, I am the undisputed Smash Bros champion! Join us and see if you have what it takes to dethrone me and claim the title of ultimate Smash Bros master. But beware, I have been known to pull off some epic combos that will leave you questioning your gaming skills. So come on, join the fun and see if you have what it takes to beat the unbeatable! -
SmashCraft – Where Creepers Smash Like Bros
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Luminosity is dropping Goatweek to join us! That’s right, our server is so epic that even your favorite idols are jumping ship to play with us.Join us for epic battles against dragons, unicorns, and even a giant flying taco (yes, you read that right). Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for anything less?) and ride around on a rainbow-colored llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden realms filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).
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CarCrashCraft – Where Cars are Banned and Only Creepers Rule!
Tired of cars hogging all the roads in your city? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustration in a more constructive way! Grab a dumbbell and smash some virtual car windows for a good time. Plus, who needs cars when you can ride around on a pig or a llama in our wacky world? Join us and say goodbye to traffic jams and hello to hilarious chaos! -
Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!
Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?
Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?