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Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Lowest2Lit Minecraft SMP

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, determination, finding purpose, healing, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Lowest2Lit, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your empty diamond stash? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of solo mining again.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7837
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, assets, Conflict Resolution, Czech, defense cooperation, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenAmmoCraft, fund, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Farms Harvested:	242
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	87	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9507	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

LoyalCraft2020

alignment, controversial views, core supporters, Covid-19 pandemic, Facebook posts, international study, LoyalCraft2020, loyalty, Messaging, online behavior, Opponents, political alignment, political beliefs, political messages, positive reaction, rhetoric, social media, strong loyalty, study, Trump supporters, Trump’s rhetoric

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	9627
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

active members, Adventures, client mods, comms, discord server, Factions, Fresh community, inventory, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, Minecraft, Minecraft-Discord Comms, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, rude members, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Squids, streaming, streaming friendly, system friendly, Temple, Temple building, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Features	Description
	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

AnonCraft Server 201245856

AnonCraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

anger, capcom, Capcom backlash, Capcom controversy, Capcom controversy explained, Capcom criticism, Capcom drama, Capcom fans, Capcom games, Capcom news, Capcom outrage, CapcomCraft, Disappointment, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, smp, video game companies, video games, WTF

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!