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TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3166	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1632	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	4939	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

advice, apartment living, college student, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, crowded house, DAUGHTER, DaughterDigs, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, moving out, new baby, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, Support, temporary living arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mines Excavated:	4734
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, emotional labor, extrovert, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, in-laws, inlaws, Introvert, personal growth, personal space, Respect, RespectCraft, self-care, Self-expression, social expectations, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!

AwkwardCraft: First Date Fails

awkward, awkward behavior, awkward body language, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gestures, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, AwkwardCraft, cringe, date, DATING, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, Fails, first date, funny, relationship

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Divine Spears Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Ores Mined:	3955	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again! Why? Because on our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, cozy campfires, and even a pixelated version of your crush! Who needs real-life dating when you can have all the romance and none of the awkwardness in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will serenade you with love songs as you mine for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

DownSyndromeCraft

chromosome 21, clinical management, cognitive impairment, developmental disorder, down syndrome, DownSyndromeCraft, genetic analysis, genetic condition, healthcare innovation, immune subtypes, immune system, intellectual disability, Linda Crnic Institute, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical research institute, molecular subtypes, personalized medicine, personalized treatment, research study

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9013	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get bored cuz it’s all the same? well, not on this server, dude! we got crazy stuff happening all the time!

like, did u know that on our server, the mobs actually talk to u? yeah, they’re like “hey, wanna be friends?” or “watch out, that creeper is sneaky!” it’s wild, man.

and get this, our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they trade u diamonds for moon rocks and stuff, it’s nuts!

plus, we have this thing where every time u mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and gives u a special power for like, 10 minutes. it’s like a party in ur inventory, bro!

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?) it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!