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RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, Luhansk, LuhanskMeatGrinder, meat grinder assaults, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, proxy war, russia, SECURITY, Server, Syrian mercenaries, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Potions Brewed:	112	Dimension Hops:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	547	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	290	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

play.deekzsmp.xyz:25619

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7303
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dimension Hops:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Star Shards Collected:	172	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crops Grown:	8514	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	8492	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?