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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9316 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4169 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1052 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
