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PhoneHold Minecraft Server

comfort, Communication, convenience, daily routine, device usage, digital lifestyle, dominant hand, ergonomic, Grip, habits, hand dominance, hand preference, left handed, Minecraft, mobile device, phone usage, PhoneHold, right-handed, Server, Smartphone, Technology, usability, user behavior

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	899413	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being left-handed? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we only accept left-handed players! Why? Because the right hand is overrated and we believe in giving the lefties a chance to shine in the virtual world.

Join us and experience a world where everything is catered to the left-handed population. From crafting recipes that only work if you use your left hand to special left-handed tools that give you superpowers, this server is a haven for all you southpaws out there.

So put down that right-handed mouse and join us on our left-handed adventure! Who knew that something as simple as holding your phone with your left hand could lead to such an epic gaming experience?

PixelCraft Pro Shooters

camera brands, camera equipment, camera industry, camera sales, Digital Cameras, photo shoot, photography accessories, Photography business, photography equipment, photography equipment market, Photography gear, photography industry, photography professionals, photography tools, photography trends, pixelcraft, PRO, professional photographers, professional photography, shooters, Smartphone, smartphone photography, Technology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	5012	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC YOU’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR SHAME OF USING A SMARTPHONE FOR PHOTOSHOOTS! WE HAVE PIXELS SO BIG THEY MAKE YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE A POTATO! JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT MASTER, WHERE EVEN THE CREEPERS WILL BE JEALOUS OF YOUR SKILLS! PLAY WITH US AND NEVER GO BACK TO REAL LIFE, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU HAVE BLOCKS TO BUILD WITH! JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE THAT TIME YOU TRIED TO TAKE A PROFESSIONAL PHOTO WITH A FLIP PHONE! #BLOCKLIFE #MINECRAFTMASTERS #CREEPERSJEALOUS

PocketCalcCraft

Adaptability, Calculator, Classroom, digital age, education, educational tools, Future, learning, long-term skills, math skills, modern education, pocket calculator, PocketCalcCraft, reliance on technology, Smartphone, student preparedness, Students, teachers, teaching methods, Technology, traditional teaching

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	New Chunks Explored:	352195
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	7787
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Farms Harvested:	481
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

Tin survival server Minecraft

Minecraft, PC, Smartphone, Tin survival server, Tough survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	7820
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Survival on smartphone and PC.

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PeePhoneCraft

bathroom habits, changing behaviors, comfort, convenience, cultural shift, habits, hygiene, invention, Lifestyle, male behavior, Men, modern society, Pee, PeePhoneCraft, restroom etiquette, sitting down, Smartphone, societal norms, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Runes Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

accident, cell phone, clumsy, damage control, Disaster, Disaster Recovery, dropped phone, emergency, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mishap, phone repair, Repair, Replacement, Server, Smartphone, Technology, TOILET, ToiletPhoneOops, unexpected, water damage, waterproof, wet phone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	593689	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

CardboardCam: X-Ray Vision Chip

Advanced technology, Cardboard, cardboard imaging, CardboardCam, Chip, Futuristic technology, imaging chip, imaging technology, innovation, miniature technology, object imaging, research, research development, scientific breakthrough, Smartphone, smartphone technology, Superman, Superpowers, tiny chip, vision, x-ray vision, X-ray vision chip, Xray

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Potions Brewed:	135
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so like, have you ever wanted to see through stuff like superman but without all the radiation and stuff? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server that lets you do just that! we got this tiny chip thingy that can take pictures through cardboard, like how cool is that?? you can spy on your friends without them even knowing, it’s like being a secret agent but in minecraft! join our server and become the ultimate spy master, no x-rays needed, just some good ol’ cardboard and a smartphone chip. come on, you know you want to see what your friends are up to when they think no one’s watching. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

PhoneZoneCraft

Attention, BELIEF, cognitive ability, cognitive function, cognitive performance, distraction, Focus, Impact, Mental, Myth, nearby, Performance, PhoneZoneCraft, research, Sight, Smartphone, smartphone effects, smartphone proximity, smartphone use, study, Technology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so like, u ever wonder if ur phone is like, making u dumber? well guess what, on our server, u don’t need to worry about that cuz we got u covered! our server is so lit that ur brain will actually grow bigger just by playing on it. like, we did a study and it showed that having ur phone near u doesn’t make u dumber, but playing on our server actually makes u smarter. it’s like magic, but with blocks and creepers. so come join us and watch ur brain expand like a balloon at a birthday party. u won’t regret it, trust me.

TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

Android, Bliss, blocky, computer software, digital devices, iPhone, linux, MacOS, mobile devices, Operating systems, Players, Smartphone, software platforms, tech aficionado, Tech Enthusiast, tech fan, tech geek, tech user, TechieCraft, technology fan, technology lover, unite, windows

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	1479	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	341682
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

BlockyBrothers

Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Competition, confusion, emotions, friendship, Insecurity, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, peer dynamics, peer influence, peer pressure, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3683	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest antics, like players riding pigs through the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond helmets, or building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight with nothing but enchanted potatoes, and secret underground dance parties where the only rule is to boogie down until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KinzhalKaboomCraft

aerospace, air defense, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intercept, international relations, Kinzhal Missiles, KinzhalKaboomCraft, Military, missile defense, national defense, Patriot systems, Russian, SECURITY, strategic defense, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u know how ukraine air force is all like pew pew with their patriot systems and stuff? well, they just went and intercepted all them russian kinzhal missiles like it was no big deal. like, who even needs superpowers when u got ukraine air force on your side, amirite?

so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as epic and badass as ukraine air force, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will make ur head spin. like, u can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, our community is the coolest around. we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles. u better bring ur A game if u wanna survive in this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. ukraine air force ain’t got nothin’ on us!

EarCraft: Implant Edition

Artificial Intelligence, audio technology, auditory enhancement, auditory processing, brain implant, cognitive enhancement, EarCraft, Edition, Future, hearing range, Implant, innovation, invention, medical breakthrough, Music (Industry), music producers, neurology, neuroscience, revolution, sensory augmentation, sensory perception, sound engineering, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Crops Grown:	3141
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! you can ride them into battle against evil zombie chickens and giant flying squids! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their sick dance moves! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

CryoKushCraft: Cool Cervicitis Relief!

adverse reactions, Alternative Medicine, cervical health, Cervicitis, Chinese medicine, chronic cervicitis, clinical efficacy, CO2 cryotherapy, combined treatment, Cool, CryoKushCraft, Cryotherapy, gynecological conditions, holistic approach., Kushen gel, Medical research, Medical Treatment, natural remedies, new study, non-invasive treatment, Relief, therapeutic effect, traditional therapy, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Enchantments Applied:	291
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9758	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

So, like, you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where CO2 cryotherapy meets Kushen gel for chronic cervicitis. It’s like, so clinical and stuff, with, like, few adverse reactions and stuff. And get this, the combined treatment of CO2 cryotherapy with Kushen gel, like, enhances the therapeutic effect to a whole new level!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure where you can explore the wonders of CO2 cryotherapy and Kushen gel while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like, totally mind-blowing and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and hacks are as welcome as a creeper at a party!

1.20.4, Anarchy, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Creative, creeper, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Minigames, multiplayer, no limits, No Rules, Party, Playground, PvP, REIGNS, Survival, survival server, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	82873	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins
IP: play.mcvpg.org
Version: 1.20.4
Discord to find a team: discord.mcvpg.org
Classical survival on modern version that been up for 3 years. You can grief, explore, build with friends, ANYTHING!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, this is a classic anarchy server where players can grief, explore, and build freely without any restrictions.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: No, this server is plugin-free, providing a pure Minecraft experience.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been up for 3 years, offering a stable and established community.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server to find a team and collaborate with other players.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

A: The server supports version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

BetterLife Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BetterLife, brighter days ahead, encouragement, FAITH, growth, healing, Hope, life will get better, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, optimism, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha-cha. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re sipping on potions with your best buds in no time.

So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a blocky empire together. And remember, no matter how tough things get in the game, just know that life will get better. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll actually be able to share that drink together, anon. Cheers to that!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, action RPG, boss fight, Challenging, Difficult, elden ring, EldenCraft, Epic, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, HARD, INTENSE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Miyazaki, perseverance, rage inducing, Server, Soulsborne, TOUGH, Victory, video game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Elden Ring? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can beat the toughest bosses with just a flick of your wrist! We have enchanted weapons that make you feel like a god, and armor that turns you into an unstoppable force of nature. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to easy victories!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mythical creatures to battle, and even a hidden realm where you can ride on the backs of dragons. Who needs Elden Ring when you can conquer our server with ease?

So come on, don’t be a wretched noob. Join our Minecraft server today and show everyone who the real boss is!

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	572561	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	81	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	1221	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	144
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mines Excavated:	4609

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	443	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!