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BlockyKids Depression-Free Server
so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness! -
NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.
So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷
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CraftyComrades: No Phones in War!
LOL this server is so lit, even Russian lawmakers are trying to get in on the action! Join now to experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your own epic base. Who needs smartphones when you can have a diamond sword in hand? Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself logs on to challenge players to PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and show those lawmakers who’s boss! -
CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! -
NoPhoneZoneSleepClub
lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow -
PhoneZoneCraft
so like, u ever wonder if ur phone is like, making u dumber? well guess what, on our server, u don’t need to worry about that cuz we got u covered! our server is so lit that ur brain will actually grow bigger just by playing on it. like, we did a study and it showed that having ur phone near u doesn’t make u dumber, but playing on our server actually makes u smarter. it’s like magic, but with blocks and creepers. so come join us and watch ur brain expand like a balloon at a birthday party. u won’t regret it, trust me.

