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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 919 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 422 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4806 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
