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MirrorlessManes

beauty routines, beauty standards, changing trends, hair care, hair fashion, hair maintenance, hair preservation, hair styling, hairstyle trends, historical beauty, mirrorless grooming, mirrorless hair, MirrorlessManes, modern hair, phone cameras, self grooming, self-image, smartphone era, stiff hair, technology impact, vintage hair

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	3577

join dis minecraft server if u wanna have ur hair lookin stiff like dem olden days! we got mirrors everywhere so u can check ur hair 24/7! no need to worry bout ruinin ur hair cuz we got u covered! come join da fun and show off ur stiff hair to da world! #hairgoals #mirrorselfies #minecraftmadness

TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

Afghanistan, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, immunization, infectious diseases, polio outbreak, public health, restrictions, Taliban, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, vaccination, Vaccines, Vax, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	6601
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	1306	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Minecraft, real, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

Anime, catbox, Character, Entertainment, Expression, funny, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, humor, image, internet, japanese, maki, meme, Minecraft, Picture, reaction, Shit, Shocked, smp, social media, surprised, trending, viral

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	754
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Star Shards Collected:	220	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	5308
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Animals Bred:	64
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	154

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Potions Brewed:	115
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!