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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3808 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
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