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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4174 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 157 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
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