Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, if you don’t, you gonna end up like those peeps who can’t stop watchin’ TikTok and never go to bed on time. We got crazy builds that’ll make you forget all about that TikTok addiction. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So come on and join us, before TikTok takes over your life and you become a bedtime procrastination statistic. Let’s build some epic stuff and have a blast together!
-
TikTok Bedtime Procrastinators United
-
BlockyKids Depression-Free Server
so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!
-
NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft
so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!
-
PhoneAddictMC SMP
Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like the holy grail of blocky adventures. We got diamond armor for days, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have every Tuesday at high noon. So if you’re tired of staring at your phone all day, come join us and get lost in a world where the only notifications you’ll be getting are from villagers asking for emeralds. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions.
-
CraftyTikTokLand
Are you tired of being TikTok-less and feeling like a social media outcast? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never feel FOMO again as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who also survived the great TikTok drought.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!
-
MineCraftyBananza
Are you tired of all the drama on Twitter? Want to escape the endless cycle of bans and suspensions? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and leave all the Twitter drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only bans you’ll encounter are from creepers blowing up your precious builds.
Forget about deleting the app from your phone, delete it from your life completely and dive into a virtual world where the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to Twitter for good! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)
-
CraftyCreeperz
Are you tired of being judged for your social media addiction? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage and reward social media addicts! Join us and build the ultimate Instagram-worthy virtual world, complete with pixelated selfies and hashtagged landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous Twitter influencer who will tweet your praises to their millions of followers if you impress them with your building skills. So come on, join us and let your social media addiction run wild in the world of Minecraft!
-
Pixelated Phone Thieves
so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.
-
CraftyPhoneLand
Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.
But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?
So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?
-
Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!