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CraftyCompanions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	883478	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	5550
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Items Found:	5841

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	184
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	156

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7094
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crops Grown:	2354

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!