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ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6950	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for Season 10 where we have competitive battles, defense matrix madness, and a new hero named Venture who will take you on the wildest adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Clash gamemode trial where chaos reigns supreme, a Mirrorwatch mode where everything is flipped upside down, and even a Pride Event where you can show off your fabulous skins.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon, a Space Ranger theme for Season 12, and even a new tank hero in Season 14. Plus, we’re revamping maps like Havana, Circuit, Numbani, and Dorado to keep things fresh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some exclusive skins through our esports events. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

Anon, Anons, Blockheads, books, Crafty, creativity, culture, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, hobby, Individuality, interests, leisure, LOLzCraft, McLaughingtons, Music, Passion, Pastime, power electronics, reading, Relaxation, scenario, Schizo, Self-expression, Unleash

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	1115	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Butts & Bizarre Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by MHA fans who smell like literal poop? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to deal with stinky anime fans again. Our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon your favorite MHA characters to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stench and hello to epic Minecraft adventures on our server!

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	310
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!

PastaCraft: Where we mine diamonds instead of eating spaghetti! 🍝💎

Ancestry, challenge, culture, diamonds, Diversity, Eating, family, family history, heritage, History, Identity, Italian, Luigi, Mario, namesakes, Overcome, PastaCraft, pride, RELATIVES, representation, Spaghetti, Stereotypes, tradition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of all the Italian stereotypes in Minecraft? Join our server where we are on a mission to beat those stereotypes! We even have two great uncles named Mario and Luigi who are always causing chaos and making pasta in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with pizza parties, pasta battles, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who needs a princess when you have us? Come join the fun and let’s show the world what true Italian Minecraft players are made of!

GolfingCraft: Where Creepers caddy and Endermen perfect their swing! Tee off now on our virtual fairways!

#announcement, bros, Caddy, Clap Hanz, console, CREEPERS, Disappointment, endermen, Entertainment, fairways, Gaming, gaming industry, golf game, GolfingCraft, PC, perfect, quest 2, quest 3, sad news, sports, Steam, SWING, Technology, tee, Ultimate Swing Golf, virtual, virtual reality, vr, Wishlist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of searching for a fun golf game on Steam? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic and outrageous golf course you’ve ever seen! Picture this: giant creeper obstacles, lava pits, and even flying pigs that try to steal your golf balls. It’s like mini-golf on steroids, and it’s all waiting for you to conquer. So why waste your time on Steam when you can join us and experience the craziest golf game of your life? Hit that join button now and let the golfing madness begin!

ChadCraft: Where Texas meets Minecraft for a wild ride of white Chad chaos!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the wild west meets the virtual world! Join us as we explore the mystery of why Texas is killing white Chads – maybe they didn’t tip their cowboy hats or maybe they ran out of BBQ sauce, who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So saddle up, partner, and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time on our server. Yeehaw!

Pixelated Fantasies: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Granblue Fans! #10527

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is throwing a 10th Birthday Bonus Bash that will blow your mind! Get 200 Login Crystals, join a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can find the rarest items while battling it out with your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening next month, along with a Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafting Catastrophe: Don’t wait for 2012 AD, join now and survive the apocalypse!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported back in time to the year 2012 AD, where the world was ending and everyone was freaking out about it. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin!