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ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2291
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, aoi, BOAR RUSH, Demon Slayer, FANTASY, he got the sister, japanese animation, long tail, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, Nezuko, Server, SHONEN, Siblings, Sis, squad, Supernatural, switch honestly, the pig got the girl

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2475
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Divine Spears Created:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3318

ai, BLA, BLACED, Blacked Cards, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cked, clothing, Dead, Discords, doki doki literature club, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tutorials, zenless zone zero

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

City Life Minecraft Server

city, city advantages, city amenities, city attractions, city challenges, city culture, city development, city disadvantages, city expenses, city growth, city infrastructure, city life, city lifestyle, city migration, city opportunities., city population, city vs countryside, city vs rural, Life, Minecraft, quality of life, Server, urban living, urbanization

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	207	Mines Excavated:	1458
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!

Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

Analysis, baseball, Billie Slugger, Billies, career prospects, Ceiling, comparison, Development, Evaluation, Future, highlights, Minecraft, MLB, Performance, player, Potential, Projection, prospect, scouting report, Skills, sluggers, smp, talent, Video

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Farms Harvested:	968	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	6382	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

What is the IP for SuperHorrorBro Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SuperHorrorBro

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

SuperHorrorBro is a popular horror gaming YouTuber known for his entertaining playthroughs, reviews, and commentary on various horror games. With a passion for all things spooky and creepy, he has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate his witty humor and genuine love for the horror genre.

StoryMine Warps Shops Survival server Minecraft

Anarchies, Antispam, BUILD, Cities, Comfortable survival, develop, Donations, drawing, Fly, Game Currency, GOD, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, op, Open stores, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, Shops, simulation, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Unbalanced whales, Vultures, Warps, Web map, wipe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

7.storymine.ru

Sue Me Not Minecraft Server

criticism, criticism backlash, criticism exhaustion, criticism fatigue, criticism lawsuit, criticism lawsuit fatigue, criticism overload, lawsuit, lawsuit fatigue, legal action, legal intimidation, legal threats, legal threats exhaustion, Minecraft, old news, Repetitive, repetitive lawsuits, repetitive threats, Server, SUE, Threats, tired

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

#Intention, BlockyBanter, Communication, convey, conveyability, conveyable, conveyal, Conveyance, conveyancer, conveyancing, conveyer, Expression, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, smp, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!