Smarter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBrainsMC: Date a Genius?

attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyBrainsMC, date, DATING, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, GENIUS, Insecurity, intellectual stimulation, intelligence, long-term compatibility, Long-term goals, partner selection, personal growth, Personal preferences, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, Smarter

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the pigs ride on creepers, the chickens can do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into dance battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Trust us, this server is so crazy, even the Endermen are scratching their blocky heads in confusion. Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6519	Divine Spears Created:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder

efficiency, Harder, not harder, productivity tips, SmartCraft, Smarter, smp, Time management, work, work effectiveness, work efficiency, work ethic, work habits, work improvement, work mindset, work optimization, work philosophy, work productivity, work smarter, work strategies, work success, work techniques

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	2906

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?

GenZCraft: Smarter, Wiser, Blocks

blocks, comparison, Experience, generation, GenZCraft, growth, humility, intelligence, knowledge, learning, next, Perception, perspective, previous, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Smarter, societal norms, Superiority, wisdom, wiser

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

so, like, u think u smarter than ur grandpappy? well, u aint seen nothin yet til u join this cray cray minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! yea, u heard me right, u can have a laugh with a creeper before it blows u up!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night! u can party with them and learn their funky dance moves! and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give out free diamonds!

if u think u got what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and show off ur skills! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and rule over all the silly creatures that inhabit it! so what u waiting for? come on down and join the fun!

CraftyCraicMC

communication skills, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCraicMC, disappear, Drama, drama-free environment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, healthy relationships, interpersonal relationships, Maturity, peaceful coexistence, people, personal growth, positive interactions, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, Smarter, social dynamics, thoughtful

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got DRAMA GALORE! we got llamas fighting over diamonds, creepers gossiping about who blew up the most stuff, and villagers starting a revolution against the iron golems! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drama-filled world of our server. plus, our admin is a talking parrot who can ban you with just a squawk. so come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

Crafty IQs: Are you smarter than a creeper?

ACADEMIC, achievement, Analysis, average level, Country, Crafty, creeper, culture, demographics, Development, education, global competitiveness, intelligence, IQs, knowledge, learning, Literacy, progress, Skills, Smart, Smarter, society, statistics, Workforce

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4343

Are you tired of being the smartest person in your country? Do you yearn for a challenge that will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who have PhDs in block placing and redstone engineering!

Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?

CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

addiction recovery, brain health, cognitive enhancement, CraftyBrains, diamonds, Gaming, Happiness, healthy habits, lifestyle improvement, makes vidya fun, makes you enjoy life again, makes you quit porn, makes you smarter, mental clarity, Mining, motivation, personal development, Positive Change, productivity, self improvement, self-control, Smarter, well-being

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

55% white, 97, 97.43, American, Average, average IQ, avg IQ, country rankings, CraftyCreeperz, ethnically homogenous, European countries, low IQ groups, norway, Score, Smarter, Usa, world population review, zombies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	484

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Emeralds Found:	6996	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2179

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5266	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	6079	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6536
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!