SmartDumbassCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • SmartDumbassCraft

    SmartDumbassCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.

    But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VelarisMC

    VelarisMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

    Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

    McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

    To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

    play.velarismc.net:25577

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDev MC Server

    CraftyDev MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

    2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

    3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

    4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

    So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

    DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

    Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

    So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP