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SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

alien clone, Arrival, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Deception, destabilise Earth, Extraterrestrial, Fiction, how do we know, Identity, Impostor, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Prepare, real you, Sci Fi, sent here, smp, space-squirrel empire, SpaceSquirrelEmpire, uncertainty, unknown intentions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magic Items Found:	8859	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	271

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

BlockyBizarreLand

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	391741
Mines Excavated:	4249	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2345	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!