WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP

badass, Bill Goldberg, Character development, Completely, favorite wrestler, heel turn, Minecraft, Monster, no-nonsense, professional wrestling, Randy Orton, ruined, smartass, smp, snarky, Stoic, troll heel, Walter, wrestling community, wrestling company, wrestling fans, wwe, WWE creative

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	242
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	3016
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of boring, predictable wrestling storylines? Join our Minecraft SMP where Walter has transformed from a stoic badass into a snarky smartass troll! Watch out for his signature move, the “Retard Slam” inspired by Randy Orton’s dad. Who needs Bill Goldberg when you have Walter bringing the chaos in our server? Join now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

VaxxSmackinDad420

anti-vax, awkward, Chemicals, cigar, consent, Conversation, Dinner, family, flawed logic, Friends, grillhouse, Humiliation, irony, lab rat, outdoor seating, Restaurant, Rude, smartass, smoking, social etiquette, VaxxSmackinDad420

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can roast anti-vaxxers and their flawed logic? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of calling out ridiculous beliefs while building your own virtual world.

Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!

Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SassyCraft: Family Edition

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, Communication, Conflict, earn keep, Edition, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Fairness, family, family dynamics, Job, parenting, payment, perspective, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SassyCraft, sibling dynamics, smartass, step sister, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3527	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where babysitting skills are put to the test! Join us and prove your worth as a responsible big sister, just like the player who shared their story above. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your babysitting expertise and earn your keep in the virtual world.

But don’t worry, we won’t make you babysit real kids like in the story. Instead, you’ll be tasked with protecting and guiding virtual little ones through the blocky world of Minecraft. Help them build epic structures, fend off creepers, and maybe even watch an in-game movie like “Infinity War” together (just don’t tell their parents)!

And the best part? You’ll actually get paid for your babysitting services in the form of in-game currency. So come join us and show us your babysitting chops – because on this server, being a big sister is a job worth rewarding!

Snowball Economy Minecraft Server

consumer prices, cost of living, Economy, expensive, financial crisis, frozen pizzas, inflation, inflation concerns, inflation crisis, inflation debate, inflation discussion, inflation effects, inflation impact, inflation problem, inflation rate, inflation situation, inflation worries, Minecraft, out of control, price increase, rising prices, Server, Snowball

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	239
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	9416	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	444034

Tired of paying an arm and a leg for frozen pizzas because of some crazy inflation? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical pizza tree that grows unlimited slices of the cheesiest, most delicious pizzas you’ve ever tasted! Join us and never worry about the cost of frozen pizzas again – plus, you can ride around on giant pizza slices as your mode of transportation. It’s a win-win situation!

AxelTheAbuserMC SMP

abuse of power, AUTHORITY, Axel Syrios, AxelTheAbuserMC, bae, Behavior, blue dorito, bully, control, desperate 2views, ethical conduct, goodwill, Harassment, Manipulation, mistreatment, mori, power dynamics, Professionalism, Respect, smp, Status, toxic behavior, workplace abuse

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Axel Syrios reigns supreme as the self-proclaimed king of the blue dorito! But watch out, because he’s not afraid to abuse his power to bully the poor, desperate 2views.

Join our server if you’re looking for a good time filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between Axel and 2views that will go down in Minecraft history!

So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold as Axel tries to maintain his power while 2views fights back with everything they’ve got. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss!

WhopperCraft99

90s, 99 cent Whoppers, American cuisine, burger king, cheap eats, childhood memories, cultural phenomenon, Deals, DISCOUNTS, fast food, fast food chains, food history, Food Industry, iconic promotions, limited time offer, Memories, Nostalgia, popular items, Urban Legends, Usa, WhopperCraft99

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Remember the good ol’ days when you could get a 99 cent Whopper in the USA? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that – a delicious deal that you won’t believe! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated burgers, epic battles with creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on down and experience the nostalgia of cheap Whoppers and even cheaper thrills on our server!

GazaVax Minecraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, disease prevention, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaVax, Hamas, health crisis, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, polio vaccinations, public health, Server, Truce, vaccination campaign, vaccination efforts, Who, World Health Organization, zoned three-day pauses

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	142
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy polio vaccination zones just like in Gaza! fight against hordes of zombies and skeletons to protect the precious vaccines and save the world from a polio apocalypse! build giant syringes and vaccine factories to show off your medical skills! join now and be a hero in the battle against polio, only on our server!

CraftyHamasPollFraud

Conflict, CraftyHamasPollFraud, data, Deception, Evidence, falsehood, falsified, Hamas, idf, investigation, Israeli defense forces, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Oct 7, Opinion poll, Palestinian, Politics, polling, Propaganda, survey, Truth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the craziest secrets like IDF uncovering evidence that Hamas be falsifying opinion poll results on oct 7. u gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. join now to be part of the drama and chaos, who knows what other scandals we’ll uncover next. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, u won’t find a better community anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness now!

Blocky Relief Co.

blocky, bowel movement, constipation relief, Detox, Digestive health, gastrointestinal health, giant shit, headache relief, health benefits, holistic healing, holistic wellness, mind-body connection, mind-body healing, natural medicine, natural remedy, pain relief, Relaxation, Relief, self-care, stress relief, wellness, wellness lifestyle

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	995
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory!

ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!

Astronomical discoveries, Astronomy, Chandra space telescope, ChandraCraft, Cosmic exploration, discovery, government spending, invest, science funding, scientific advancements, scientific exploration, scientific research, Space discoveries, space exploration, space observatory, space observatory funding, space technology, technology investment, telescope funding, Universe Exploration, universe understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ da Chandra space telescope up in dis bish! we be investin’ trillions in defense n’ religious stuff, but congress be actin’ all shady ’bout allocatin’ just $70 million for dis bomb observatory dat be droppin’ mad discoveries ’bout da universe. like, come on, we be needin’ dis telescope to find dem hidden diamondz in da sky or sumthin’! join us on dis server n’ help us save da Chandra space telescope, cuz who knows what secrets we be uncoverin’ up in dis joint! #SaveTheChandraTelescope #MinecraftMadness

Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

Approval, Biomes, building, close-knit, community involvement, continent, Craft, dedicated server, Engaging, Friendly, Fun, HappyGoLucky, high uptime, Maintaining, Mature, Minecraft, ONLINE, player experience, Positive, respectful, rich memories, Seasonal Events, SemiSpice, server performance, simp, small server, sunrise, top-notch, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	890	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Dawn MC Server

Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Focus	Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay
Community	Small, close-knit, friendly

Rules:

Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
21+ community only.
Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
Seek approval to build close to other players.

Apply:

If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.

If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been around for over four years.
What is the age requirement?	The community is for 21+ age group only.
Are there any specific rules regarding building?	Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8610	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6759
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

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