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  • WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP

    WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring, predictable wrestling storylines? Join our Minecraft SMP where Walter has transformed from a stoic badass into a snarky smartass troll! Watch out for his signature move, the “Retard Slam” inspired by Randy Orton’s dad. Who needs Bill Goldberg when you have Walter bringing the chaos in our server? Join now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

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  • VaxxSmackinDad420

    VaxxSmackinDad420

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can roast anti-vaxxers and their flawed logic? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of calling out ridiculous beliefs while building your own virtual world.

    Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!

    Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • SassyCraft: Family Edition

    SassyCraft: Family Edition

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where babysitting skills are put to the test! Join us and prove your worth as a responsible big sister, just like the player who shared their story above. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your babysitting expertise and earn your keep in the virtual world.

    But don’t worry, we won’t make you babysit real kids like in the story. Instead, you’ll be tasked with protecting and guiding virtual little ones through the blocky world of Minecraft. Help them build epic structures, fend off creepers, and maybe even watch an in-game movie like “Infinity War” together (just don’t tell their parents)!

    And the best part? You’ll actually get paid for your babysitting services in the form of in-game currency. So come join us and show us your babysitting chops – because on this server, being a big sister is a job worth rewarding!

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  • MineGenshin: Impact Edition

    MineGenshin: Impact Edition

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Iridescent Arataki Rockin’ for Life Tour de Force of Awesomeness? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things epic and outrageous!

    Join us for the Windtrace: Seekers and Strategy event, where you can outsmart your opponents and claim victory in the most hilarious ways possible. And don’t miss out on the Fragmented Memories web event, where you’ll embark on a quest so wild, you’ll question reality itself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently home to characters like Wanderer, Baizhu, Layla, Faruzan, and Beidou – each with their own unique quirks and abilities. And don’t even get us started on the Tulaytullah’s Remembrance and Jadefall’s Splendor weapons banners – they’re so powerful, they’ll make you question why you ever settled for a plain old diamond sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Redeem those codes, check in daily for insane rewards, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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  • ShortyCraft: Where even the smallest players can rule the world!

    ShortyCraft: Where even the smallest players can rule the world!

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    Are you tired of gooning for hours on end with no end in sight? Do you feel like your life is just a never-ending cycle of watching trans porn and feeling unfulfilled? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle forever!

    On our server, you can build a virtual girlfriend who will never leave you or judge you for your gooning habits. You can take her on virtual dates and show her off to all your virtual friends. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a pixelated beauty by your side?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement. You can explore vast virtual worlds, battle fierce monsters, and even find love in the most unexpected places. Who knows, you might even find a real-life girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft and gooning.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle and join our Minecraft server today! Your virtual girlfriend is waiting for you.

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  • PirateCraft – Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft!

    PirateCraft – Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft!

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    PirateCraft - Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft! Minecraft Server

    PirateCraft - Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft! Minecraft Server

    ⚓ Connect: mc.piratemc.com

    ⚓ Website: https://www.piratemc.com

    ⚓ Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com

    ⚓ Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/

    ⚓ Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/

    ⚓ Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/

    ⚓ Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/

    About us

    PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We’re a 10 year old tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family.

    Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that Never Resets!, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 5 years and continue where they left off!

    The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.

    Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

    Getting Started

    There are no hurdles to get started, spawn is small, you just need to leave it in any direction to get started. You spawn a deckhand on a shipwreck just off the coast, where has your crew gone? Gather resources and build yourself a home to survive. Do you Build your own Empire or Join an existing one? Maybe you fight as cut-throat solo Pirate laying down your own rules!We have an in-depth getting started guide on our website: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/

    PirateCraft - Pirate themed minecraft server, banner

    Features

    ☠ Moving ships, you can design and build your own ships then sail them, no mods needed! Battle, sink and steal Pirate ships, attach our working cannons too!https://piratemc.com/guides/ships/☠ Build and shoot cannons!https://piratemc.com/guides/cannons/☠ Vast Crew System https://piratemc.com/guides/crews/☠ Survival game play with GriefPrevention protection and siege turned on.https://piratemc.com/guides/claims/☠ Build custom working Portcullis gates for castles!https://piratemc.com/guides/portcullis/☠ Build working bridges for your castle moats!https://piratemc.com/guides/retractable-bridges/☠ Ranking system, to work your way up through the ranks unlocking bigger ships and perkshttps://piratemc.com/guides/ranks/☠ Custom brewing of your own grog! Custom brewing technique, age your grog in barrels!https://piratemc.com/guides/brewery/☠ Player marketplace to rent shops and sell/buy!https://piratemc.com/guides/shops-experience-storage/☠ No mods needed! Join now at mc.piratemc.com

    Media

    ☠ Videos https://piratemc.com/videos/☠ Gallery https://piratemc.com/gallery/ (Needs a lot of photos added!)☠ Blog of competitions & Builds of the Month are listed on the homepage https://piratemc.com/

    We look forward to meeting you!

    mc.piratemc.com

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  • DUSTY SMP: Where mining for diamonds is just as difficult as getting a date! (18+)

    DUSTY SMP: Where mining for diamonds is just as difficult as getting a date! (18+)

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    DUSTY Minecraft Server Overview

    Details Description
    Season Season 15 (Established in 2019)
    Player Age Range Between 20-40

    Links

    Server IP (Java & Bedrock): mc.dustyhub.net

    Map: map.dustyhub.net

    Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

    Website: dustyhub.net

    Guidelines

      • No racist content
      • No leaving trees floating
      • No PvP without consent
      • No cheating/hacking/griefing

    Features

      • Skills
      • Magic Mirror (teleportation item)
      • Teleport from lodestone to lodestone
      • In-game Voice Chat

    If you join, make sure to read the board at spawn and check out the Shopping District once settled. Hope to see you there!

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  • Zeitgeist Zapper

    Zeitgeist Zapper

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    Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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    Are you tired of living in a world where Europeans have better lives than you? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Europeans are actually less than us! That’s right, on our server, Europeans are the underdogs and you get to reign supreme. Build your empire, conquer lands, and show those Europeans who’s boss in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Got beef with your neighbor? Take it out in Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance – A server with more drama than a Shakespeare play!

    Got beef with your neighbor? Take it out in Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance – A server with more drama than a Shakespeare play!

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    Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance

    Industrial Earth is a geopolitical server which is heavy in roleplay and we are looking for players! You can roleplay as the leaders of many nations which is set in the 16th century, or you can join as a citizen and fight until last stand. The server has a very small amount of plugins and a dynmap to keep track of all the cities and borders. There are wars, border clashes, diplomacy and even have other activities in different games from time to time. It’s a community where you can find new friends while enjoying the faction/geopolitical style gameplay!

    Features:

    Dynmap War & Diplomacy Sieges Roleplay World Map Set in the 16th Century Suggestion Chat to Add New Features

    (I am a player actually and if you are interested in the Ottoman Empire you can always join us!)

    Join Now! https://discord.gg/gkXjENq2ff

    Current World Map: Map: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176139055914815610/1238076196517052467/1542.png?ex=664dc9cf&is=664c784f&hm=d48be2e24aa6c075676a9ae536722054b7a3f37b03de21679099bebc10847f11&

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I join as a citizen without becoming a nation leader? Yes, you can join as a citizen and participate in various activities and wars.
    Are there any specific rules for roleplaying as a nation leader? Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines in place for roleplaying as a nation leader to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay environment.
    How often are new features added to the server? New features and updates are added periodically based on player suggestions and feedback.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Yes, there is a suggestion chat where players can submit their ideas for new features to be considered by the server administrators.

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