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RadioFreqCraft

ambient, Development, electrical engineering, electromagnetic waves, electronic devices, energy efficiency, energy harvesting, Harvesting, innovation, Nanoscale, nanotechnology, power generation, RadioFreqCraft, radiofrequency energy, rectification, renewable energy, research, spin rectifiers, spintronics, sustainable technology, Technology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have nanoscale spin rectifiers for harvesting ambient radiofrequency energy! what does that even mean? who knows, but it sounds cool right? imagine all the crazy energy we can harness from the air while u build ur epic creations in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can experiment with all the wacky technology we have. join now and be part of the most electrifying minecraft server ever!

Rhino Quarters

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Community Creative Adventure Tycoon Virtual world Economy PvP Trade Resources Shelter Builder Trading Market Allies Decisions Thriving Land, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to Rhino Quarters, a Minecraft server where the wild spirit of survival meets boundless creativity and unyielding freedom! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a cunning trader, or a lone wolf ready to take on the world, Rhino Quarters offers a diverse and thrilling experience for every type of player. Key Features: Survival: Embrace the challenge of survival in a world where your wits and resourcefulness are your greatest assets. Gather resources, build your shelter, and fend off the dangers that lurk in every corner. SMP (Survival Multiplayer): Join forces with friends or make new allies as you explore a vast, dynamic world together. Build epic bases, embark on grand adventures, and share in the camaraderie of a thriving community. Anarchy: In the wild lands of Rhino Quarters, rules are few and far between. Forge your path, engage in intense PvP battles, and experience the thrill of true freedom where only the strongest thrive. Economy: Master the art of trade with a robust player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and barter goods to amass wealth, influence the market, and become a tycoon in this bustling virtual world. Join Rhino Quarters today and carve out your destiny in a world where every decision counts and adventure awaits at every turn. Whether you’re building, battling, or trading, there’s a place for you in this untamed land!

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Breda Guardians

Adventures, Bases, Breda Guardians, Community Events, Custom Plugins, Economy System, Faction Survival, Factions, Gameplay experience, Growing Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, Prizes, Resources, Server, Staff, survival challenges, TEAM, Territories, Threats, Trade

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join Breda Guardians: The Ultimate Faction Survival Minecraft Server!

Hello Minecraft Fans,

We’re excited to invite you to Breda Guardians, a new faction survival server designed for players of all levels. Join us for an unmatched Minecraft experience!

Highlights of Breda Guardians:

Factions: Team up, build bases, and conquer territories. Unique Features: Custom plugins and exclusive in-game events. Survival Challenges: Gather resources, face threats, and embark on adventures. Economy System: Trade, manage resources, and achieve economic dominance. Community Events: Regular events with exciting prizes. Active Staff: Dedicated team ensuring a smooth and fair gameplay experience. Join our growing community, forge your legacy, and protect your territory.

45.136.141.70:27337

Mangoland

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, building, Claim blocks, Claims, Community, Creative mode, cross-platform, Crossplatform, Custom Items, Earnable Ranks, Economy, economy plugins, ELYTRA, Fly, flying, Free Elytra, Friendly, Fruit, Greifprevention, grief-free, java, Keep Inventory, Keepinventory, Kits, mango, Mangoland, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Shops, PvP, Shop, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	45

Mango land!🌟 Welcome to Mango Land! 🌟

Ready for an unforgettable adventure? Dive into Mango Land, where the excitement never stops and every player is part of a fruity community! 🥭

🏰 A list of our key features! 🏰

✨ Cross-Platform: Whether you’re playing on Bedrock or Java, everyone’s welcome at Mango Land! 🖥️📱

💀 Keep Inventory: Say goodbye to losing your gear! Keep your inventory safe, no matter what. 💎

💰 Economy Plugins: Build your wealth and trade with other players using our robust economy system. 🏦

🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop, trade with others, and find everything you need at our Admin Shop. 🛒

🔮 Custom Items: Discover unique items you won’t find anywhere else. Adventure awaits with new and exciting gear! ✨

🪂 Free Elytra: Everyone gets a free Elytra! Explore Mango Land from the skies and see the world like never before. 🕊️

🎮 Minigames: Enjoy our fun-packed minigame plugins like Tag with your friends! Perfect for taking a break and having some quick fun. 🎯

🎁 Kits: Begin your journey with kits filled with essentials to kickstart your adventure. Or purchase critical bundles for a survival advantage 🎒

🏡 Claim Blocks: Protect your creations from griefers with our simple claim block system. Mango Land is a 100% grief-free server! 🛡️

🌟 Earnable Ranks: Show off your building skills and earn ranks that reward creativity and effort. New features include access to storage vaults, flying, and even creative mode! 🌟

Join Mango Land today and be part of a vibrant, friendly, and exciting Minecraft community.

Connect now and start your epic journey! 🥭🌟

145.239.62.65

Hotdog Water: Where Your Survival Skills & Taste Buds are Put to the Test! 🌭💧

bed TP, buds, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Land Claim, Put, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Skills, stealing, Survival, Taste, test, Vanilla, Vote, Water, Website

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

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Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Server Features	Vote for resets on Discord
Restrictions	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed – No cheating or hacking

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on this server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.
Can I claim land?	No, land claiming is not allowed on this server.
Are there random teleports available?	No, random teleports are not available on this server.

PumpCraft Minecraft Server

dick, enhancing sexual performance, enhancing size, Enlarge, enlargement devices, enlargement techniques, erectile dysfunction, male enhancement, male enhancement products, Minecraft, natural enlargement, penile enlargement, penis enlargement, penis pumps, pump devices, pump enlargement, pump therapy, PumpCraft, PUMPS, Server, sexual health, size increase, vacuum pumps

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and just want to mine for a bigger… pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our magical pumps will not only enlarge your tools, but also your… inventory space! Join now and watch as your blocky character becomes the envy of all the other players. Who needs enchanted armor when you have a massive… pickaxe, right? So come on, join us and pump up your Minecraft experience in more ways than one!

SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP – Day 1 – Thread 5

athletes, Competition, Day, day 1, Events, general, International, July 27, Medals, Minecraft, olympic games, Olympic spirit, paris 2024, Records, schedules, Slippy cycling edition, smp, SMPolympics, sports, summer games, Thread, Thread 5, Tokyo 2020, winter games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with events and challenges that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Join us for our Slippy Cycling Edition, where players must navigate through a maze of slippery ice blocks while riding pigs. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t let you down (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic Olympic Games you’ve ever seen. From synchronized block placing to underwater sheep herding, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs through a slippery maze while competing in the Minecraft Olympics? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft champion! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoFriendLeftCrafted

Atm, bad host, compensation, court ruling, foreign country, free activities, Helping, historical case, Hospital, Hosting, instagram, misunderstandings, NoFriendLeftCrafted, old man, parents, Paying, payment systems, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, trip, unwritten rule

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1347	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as helping an old lady in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning your life choices just like the poor soul who tried to help an old man on the street.

Join us for the most thrilling adventures, where the unexpected is just around the corner. Just like how a simple act of kindness turned into a legal nightmare for one unsuspecting traveler.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how this poor friend spent the rest of her trip holed up in a room after being scammed by an old man. But hey, at least she got free breakfast and dinner, right?

So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, you never know what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. Just remember, we’re responsible for your entertainment, not your stupidity. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

Astonishing, astonishing fact, fact, Fascinating, fun fact, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-blowing knowledge, mind-blowing trivia, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, uncommon, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server with their superior farming skills? Join us and witness the epic battle between players and the moo-tants! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

TVHorrorCraft

bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, creepy, Disturbing, fear, Grotesque, Gruesome, hair-raising, Horror, Macabre, Panic, Scary, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Suspense, television, Terrifying, Terror, Thriller, TVHorrorCraft, unnerving

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing horrifying is how much fun you’ll be having! Watch out for the killer sheep that roam the lands, the zombie villagers who throw wild dance parties, and the creepers who are just looking for a hug (spoiler alert: it’s a deadly hug). Join us if you dare, but beware – you may never want to leave!