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Medieval Realms

Armour, Brewery, catapults, Custom Plugins, custom weapons, Discord, Dynmap, Europe, Medieval, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PvP, Realms, rp, Semi Vanilla, siege weapons, Staff, Support, tutorials

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8269
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Medieval Realms – Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Medieval Realms is an authentic medieval war server starting in the 1066, with custom arms and armour relatively accurate to the period. The gameplay revolves around PvP and warfare, catering to players who seek dominance in Europe or a peaceful life in a castle.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Questions	Answers
What version is the server running?	Version: 1.20.6
What are some key plugins on the server?	– Cannons (siege weapons)– Brewery (RP purposes)– Dynmap (3D map view)
What are the basic rules of the server?	Don’t hack Don’t abuse bugs Don’t try to offline grief Respect the staff Be respectful to others
What is the server IP and Dynmap link?	Server IP: 51.89.142.221:26224Dynmap: http://51.89.142.221:8739/
Is there a Discord server for Medieval Realms?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/crbwEHcFe9

Enchanted Femme Fatales 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. stereotypes, 11. societal expectations, 12. gender roles, 13. acceptance, 14. diversity, 15. non-binary, 16. LGBTQ community, 17. love is love, 18. gender expression, 19. authenticity, 2. straight, 20. inclusivity., 3. pretend, 4. touch, 5. dudes, 6. look like women, 7. LGBTQ+, 8. gender identity, 9. sexuality, Enchanted, Fatales, femme, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m telling you, it’s a total riot!

I mean, the players on here are so hilarious, they’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

And get this, the women on here pretend they’re straight, but let me tell you, they wouldn’t even touch one of these dudes because they don’t look like women. It’s like a total mind trip, man.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in the Minecraft universe, this server is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Body language, Confidence, disinterest, indifference, lack of attention, lack of attraction, lack of compliments, lack of engagement., lack of eye contact, lack of flirting, lack of interest, lack of physical contact, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, not attractive, NotSoHotButStillCool, self esteem, self-perception, smp, social cues, subtle signs, unresponsiveness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!

ForestFireFiascoMC

altadena, Building Fires, ça.., California, community responsibility, Community safety, environmental issues, fire ecology, fire prevention, fire risk, forest clearing, forest conservation, forest health, forest maintenance, forest management, forest protection, ForestFireFiascoMC, house fires, urban interface, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7549
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	195	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Animals Bred:	169	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!

FiancéCraft: No Name Change Required!

AITA Refusing Fiance Last Name Marriage Relationship Horrible Hiscock Sexual Innuendo Teasing Process Maiden Name Hyphenate Stubborn Real Family Valid Love Happiness Family Compromise, CHANGE, FiancéCraft, required

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and dive into the crazy world of blocky adventures.

Just like this woman who refused to take her fiance’s last name because it sounded like a naughty joke, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in while playing here!

Forget about boring family-friendly servers, on our server, we embrace the chaos and encourage you to be your true self, even if that means causing a little drama along the way. Join now and let the craziness begin!

LonelySteveMC SMP

Abandoned, alone, Depressed, emotional isolation, Empty, feeling alone, friendless, ISOLATED, isolated behavior, isolated signs, lack of connection, Loneliness, loneliness symptoms, lonely behavior, lonely indicators, LonelySteveMC, neglected, signs of loneliness, smp, social isolation, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	639
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

YoonCraft Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict Resolution, constitutional crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Lawyer, leadership, Minecraft, national security, POLITICAL CRISIS, political division, political tension, protest, Rule of Law, Server, social unrest, south korea, standoff, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?

Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.