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CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	3716	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magic Items Found:	1323
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crops Grown:	9432
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	276	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1107	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	56
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6638
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.