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RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	845	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	672769	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3391	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	826
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Star Shards Collected:	245	Players Killed by Monsters:	7785

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!