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PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

Mom vs GF: The Great Escape

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Escape, Etiquette, family, generational differences, Girlfriend, Great, intervention, Manners, misunderstandings, mom, Mother, relationships, resolution, Respect, siding, Support, Tension

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Emeralds Found:	5881
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s backyard? Look no further! Join our server where demanding water without saying please can lead to epic battles between players and their virtual moms. Watch out for confrontational confrontations and learn valuable life lessons about communication skills while building your dream blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud!

MindBoggled Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	611960	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPeek-a-Boob

attraction, Body language, breasts, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaze, impulse, male gaze, man’s thoughts, objectification, PixelPeekaBoob, public behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, sexual desire, social norms, societal expectations, STARING, subconscious, taboo, women’s bodies

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Votes:	1304	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	960
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

BlueLaserCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	9582
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!