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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3908	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

SavageCraft: Insult Edition

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MuCraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of game modes	May feel overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Can experience lag due to high player count
Professional server management	Less focus on community building

MuCraft
Pros	Cons
Small, close-knit community	May feel quiet compared to larger servers
Unique player-driven economy	Limited game modes compared to larger servers
Focus on vanilla gameplay	Less frequent updates and events
No griefing allowed	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP experiences

Frequently Asked Questions

What makes Hypixel unique?

Hypixel stands out for its large player base, wide variety of game modes, and frequent updates/events. It offers a professional server management experience, but can sometimes feel overcrowded or overwhelming for new players.

What sets MuCraft apart?

MuCraft has a small, close-knit community with a focus on vanilla gameplay and a unique player-driven economy. It prohibits griefing and offers a more peaceful, community-focused experience, though it may lack the constant updates and intense PvP action of larger servers.

FlaVRcraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	595523
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4370
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to the Gato with a Gun Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of AI-generated VTuber characters who are also expert Minecraft players. Imagine playing alongside a sassy baker, a DIY conspiracy theorist, a German FNAF loremaster, and more!

– We have special events like pool parties with 20k subs and free helicopter rides (just kidding, please don’t ask for a helicopter ride).

– Our server is so wild that even the local internet boomers are getting spooked by our based antics.

– Need some turbo ’tisms in your life? We’ve got you covered with old school internet users who are cracked at rhythm games.

– And of course, who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a Neapolitan dog boy, a toxic memelord, and a foxboy with a heart of gold? It’s like a zoo, but with VTubers!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even get to witness a Gato with a Gun showdown in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyNorge LOLz

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their banana-powered creativity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the loot is all yours!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to epic build battles. Can you outbuild a ghost? Only one way to find out!

4. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Build your dream cheese castle and rule over the dairy kingdom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Astra Lifesteal

Active, Adventure, Anarchy, best, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Friendly, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, multiplayer, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, RPG, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Astra Lifesteal is a new and active server! The best lifesteal server that has many people play! The server has Dungeons and many other features. The server is also cross-play so you can play with bedrock players!

149.56.19.87:25577

GamesIL

action shop, BUILD, Community, Creative, Equipment, Faction, Factions, Friends, GamesIL, Gaming, Groups, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, one block, OneBlock, Output, Prison, Server, sky mine, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to GamesIL Our server offers the following games: Faktion: survival by groups with the action shop Hoos and more Creative: play creative with your own output and build what you want Sky Mine: A mining game where the goal is to get the best equipment by mining One block: a game where you have to survive on one block and build an island alone or with friends

gamesil.online

The Kup

AFK display, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Fast Leaf Decay, Graves, Grief Prevention, Land Claims, Landclaim, long-term world, minecraft server, Multiplayer Sleep, Name Colors, NoMobGreifing, Public test server, PvE, Quality-of-life plugins, Shopkeepers, Survival, vanilla minecraft, Veinminer, Votifier, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Farms Harvested:	160	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Running a vanilla minecraft server with a few quality of life plugins: NoMobGreifing, Land Claims, Shopkeepers, VeinMiner, Fast Leaf Decay, Graves, Multiplayer Sleep, Afk display, Name Colors,Votifier.

Planning to run server for years, we will not reset the world. Are you are looking for a fun long term world?

Join our discord to get into our whitelisted server here: https://discord.gg/C5GQG4B

Or join our public test server using IP: vanilla.kupwithk.com

Grief Prevention: https://youtu.be/VDsjXB-BaE0?si=TR3vDbcsp2dBIVK1Shopkeepers: https://youtu.be/t51LIXbf7Bs?si=NIkugxcctX4eToBWVeinMiner: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/veinminer-companion

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Glowie Huntin’ Madness Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Animals Bred:	54	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	160

Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we make things interesting by forcing you to hunt and kill glowies! That’s right, you’ll have to sharpen your hunting skills and take down those pesky glowies to survive. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is Fallout 76…le based? That’s right, you’ll be exploring a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hunt begin!

VuittonCraft: Where Only the Most Fashionable Creepers Roam

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2788
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people follow the rules and play like normal human beings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

Join us if you want to see someone build a giant Louis Vuitton logo out of diamond blocks without any permission whatsoever. Who needs copyright laws when you’re in our world of madness? Plus, you never know what other shenanigans you’ll come across, like a herd of pigs dressed in tuxedos or a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity, come join our server and let your inner chaos-loving self run wild! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend for all the wrong reasons.

Riftale PH

challenge, Custom, Customization, Difficulty, Discord link, Economy, Elevation, funds, gameplay, level requirement, Mechanics, one person, Passion, Progression, PvE, PvP, Recollection, restrictions, Roleplay, Style, subsidiary, Suntown Farms, Survival, Wiki Link

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Riftale server is a recollection and subsidiary name of the old server Suntown Farms, but developed with passion by one person.

Riftale will definitely give you a different progression gameplay with restrictions such as level requirement, funds, and many more.

Riftale also offers the same mechanics of customization to elevate the survival mode gameplay.

If you are looking for a challenge and different style, come to us!

Wiki Link: https://riftale.gitbook.io/riftale-wiki/ Discord Link: https://discord.gg/rJErshu9Z8

185.128.227.13:25572

NarutoWRLD

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

NarutoWRLD.US

🔥 Enter the World of Naruto Shippuden: Shinro Chronicles! 🔥

Are you ready to immerse yourself in the thrilling universe of Naruto Shippuden like never before? Look no further! Our dynamic Minecraft server, powered by the incredible Shinro mod developed by the talented Fridays18_, brings the iconic world of Naruto to life in stunning detail.

🌟 Features:

🔹 Shinro Mod Integration: Experience the magic of the Shinro mod, meticulously crafted to replicate the essence of Naruto Shippuden. From mastering chakra control to executing powerful jutsu, every aspect of the Shinobi world is at your fingertips.

🔹 Naruto Shippuden Theme: Immerse yourself in a meticulously crafted world that faithfully recreates the iconic locations and characters from Naruto Shippuden. Whether you’re exploring the hidden villages or engaging in epic battles, the spirit of Naruto awaits!

🔹 Growing Community: Join a vibrant and welcoming community of fellow Shinobi enthusiasts on our Discord server. Share tips, forge alliances, and embark on unforgettable adventures together as you rise through the ranks of the ninja world.

🔹 Regular Events: Participate in thrilling events and challenges designed to test your skills and keep the excitement flowing. From Chunin Exams to epic boss battles, there’s always something new to experience in Shinro Chronicles!

🔹 Customization: Personalize your ninja avatar with a wide range of cosmetic options, including unique outfits, weapons, and accessories. Stand out on the battlefield and showcase your style as you carve your path to greatness.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey through the world of Naruto Shippuden. Whether you’re a seasoned shinobi or a newcomer to the ninja arts, there’s a place for you in Shinro Chronicles. The adventure awaits!

🌐 IP Address: NarutoWRLD.us:🔹 Friday’s Mod’s Discord: discord.gg/ww3w52VNM8

To play, use Curseforge and get modpack through discord!

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