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ComplimentCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Towns Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

SavageCraft: Insult Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FlightBooker Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and blackmail of real life like this poor soul!

Join us and never worry about missing your flight because your parents can’t make up their minds. On our server, you can fly wherever you want, whenever you want, without any parental interference.

Build your own country house in Africa, just like the boyfriend in this story, and explore the city with your virtual family. No need to wait for anyone else to book your ticket, take control of your own destiny in our Minecraft world.

And don’t worry about being financially dependent on anyone, because on our server, you can mine all the diamonds you need to afford the deposit and rent for your virtual apartment.

So come join us, where the only threats you’ll receive are from creepers and zombies, not your parents!

MomCraftObituaryDrama

aita, arguments, Boyfriend, Condolences, Disrespect, family, Fights, Funeral, grandmother, Grief, inclusion, mom, MomCraftObituaryDrama, mourning, Obituary, Partners, relationships, single mother, Son, temper tantrum

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving your boyfriend’s name out of your mom’s obituary is a valid reason to join! We understand the importance of drama and chaos in the virtual world, so why not bring that energy to our server?

Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your boyfriend’s mom over a Minecraft obituary! Watch as she throws a temper tantrum and demands you change it to include her precious son’s name. Who knew pixelated fun could be so intense?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between grief and family drama as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand by your decision to exclude your boyfriend’s name, or will you give in to the pressure and add him to the mix?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild ride of emotions, conflicts, and questionable decisions. Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all this excitement instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!

JavaJolt SMP

brewing coffee, caffeine fix, coffee additives, coffee choices, coffee creamer, coffee enjoyment, coffee flavors, coffee habits, coffee preferences, coffee preparation, coffee rituals, coffee satisfaction, coffee strength, coffee sweetness, coffee temperature, favorite coffee, JavaJolt, morning beverage, morning coffee, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Votes:	221

Do you like your morning coffee with a side of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where every sunrise is greeted with a chorus of chickens clucking and zombies burning in the sunlight.

Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own underground fighting ring to settle disputes. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Ender Dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to claim its treasure hoard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of cats in a TNT factory, then join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and laughter. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because on this server, anything can happen.

CraftyDeityLand

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with magical powers and abilities that will make you feel like a true deity. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding? Easy peasy.

But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility (or in this case, great chaos). Our server is filled with hilarious pranks, epic battles, and unexpected twists at every turn. You never know what kind of mischief your fellow players will get up to, so be prepared for anything!

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner god and have a wild and crazy time, join our Minecraft server today. Just remember, all hail the llama overlords!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, intervention efforts, Invasion, military alliance, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, POLITICAL CRISIS, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Stoltenberg, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

lol imagine if nato was a minecraft server and russia was trying to invade ukraine but nato was like nah fam we got this. join our server and help us stop the bad guys from taking over the land. we have epic battles, crazy weapons, and even flying pigs (yes, you heard that right). come join the fun and be a hero in our world of madness and mayhem. together, we can save ukraine from the evil forces of russia. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those baddies who’s boss!

Hijab-FreeCraft: Mahsa’s Legacy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4542	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5135	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Animals Bred:	80
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Iran where women be goin’ without hijabs like it’s nobody’s business! we got Mahsa Amini’s spirit watchin’ over us and she’s like “yo, let loose and have fun!” ain’t no rules here, just pure chaos and good vibes. come join the madness and let’s make Mahsa proud!

Cave Dwellers Across the Galaxy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	66	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	4938
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

yo, join dis server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, frickin’ aliens from da other side of da galaxy lookin’ for intelligent life. dey still think we livin’ in caves cuz dey ain’t got our 21st century radio signals yet. but guess what? we got dem nearby intelligent neighbors, yo! so come join da party and let’s show dem aliens how we roll in dis crazy Minecraft server. who needs radio signals when you got blocky aliens and epic adventures awaitin’ for ya, amirite? come on, don’t be a cave dweller, join da fun now!

What is the IP for PrestonPlayz Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7888	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Buildings Constructed:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

PrestonPlayz, also known as Preston Arsement, is a popular YouTube gamer and content creator. He is known for his exciting Minecraft gameplay, challenges, and vlogs. With over 15 million subscribers on his main channel and millions of followers across his social media platforms, PrestonPlayz has established himself as one of the top influencers in the gaming community. He is also the founder of the gaming group and clothing line, “FireNation.” PrestonPlayz continues to entertain and inspire his audience with his energetic personality and creative content.

What are Minecraft servers like Hotdog Water ?

Anarchy, cheating/hacking, Discord, Fun, Griefing, Hardcore, Hearts, hotdogs, jerk-face, Land Claim, PvP, Random teleport, resource pack, scoreboard, semi anarchy, server reset, server stats, Survival, TP to bed, Vanilla, water buckets

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	505	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	113	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Some similar Minecraft servers to Hotdog Water include:

1. AnarchyCraft – This server offers a similar semi-anarchy experience with PVP, griefing, and a focus on fun gameplay. Players can enjoy a hardcore experience with no land claims and a vanilla environment.

2. VanillaVille – For those who enjoy the vanilla Minecraft experience, VanillaVille provides a similar gameplay style with customizations like resource packs and scoreboards. Players can immerse themselves in a challenging environment with no cheating allowed.

3. Hardcore PvP – If you’re looking for intense PVP action, Hardcore PvP may be the server for you. With similar hardcore gameplay and an emphasis on player interaction, this server offers a thrilling experience for those who crave competition.

4. Survival Chaos – For a unique twist on survival gameplay, Survival Chaos offers a chaotic environment where anything goes. Players can experience a mix of survival and anarchy elements, similar to the vibe of Hotdog Water .

Check out these servers and see which one fits your playstyle best. Whether you enjoy hardcore challenges, intense PVP battles, or immersive vanilla gameplay, there’s a server out there for you.

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NeighborSkyblock

Adventure, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Factionpvp, Factions, feedthebeast, Forge, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Technicpack, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Dutch minecraft economy skyblock server with a nice community, we are often in call on discord. will you join us?

136.243.82.164:25580