Smart Insult MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ComplimentCraft

disguised compliment, smart insult, unintended compliment, ComplimentCraft, snide remark

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

witty comeback, sharp insult, sharp retort, intelligent comeback, InsultCraft

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

SavageCraft: Insult Edition

harsh insult, sharp insult, SavageCraft, brutal comeback, fiery insult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyClassroom

enroll, anxiety, online classes, FAFSA, Alma mater

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition

aggravations, little things, oddball, disturbances, bothers

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

WarCraftMillionaires

russian society, economic development, War, affluent individuals, Russian wealth

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that the number of Russian dollar millionaires is like, skyrocketing despite all the war and sanctions going on? It’s like they’re building diamond mansions in the middle of a battlefield or something, it’s crazy!

So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).

Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.

So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!

SunSurvivorsCraft

Distance, orbit Solar system, ENERGY, Earth, Sun

join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the sun is literally trying to kill you! we are 94 million miles away from the sun, but don’t worry, we somehow still get just enough sun to survive. it’s like a game of real-life hot potato, but with the sun. can you handle the heat and not spontaneously combust? come find out on our server!

Sphinx | PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP

java, Minecraft, Player Base, #youtube, hermitcraft

.+* Sphinx *+.

SPHINX IS A PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP

Hello there stranger. I’m Fox, one of the two owners of Sphinx.Underneath this message, you can read a few facts about the server and decide if it sounds like something for you. If it does, please use the Discord link below 🙂

The player base is mostly between 15 to 21.

The server is mostly active around the weekend.

players

lore server

If joining; you’re required to be able to use voice chats.

server uses

We have a set list of thoroughly tested origins to avoid having anything too overpowered.

This server welcomes

We do not have claims or anything similar, as other than origins, this server is vanilla.

https://discord.gg/KJTmMbCueV

Welcome From the whole staff team of Sphinx!

136.243.36.97:25881

Fermium MC: Where you can slowly level up your tools and pretend you’re a Minecraft blacksmith

infernal mobs, Custom models (ex: furniture), Item recycle, Leveled mobs for challenge, Youre

Fermium MC Survival Overview

Features
Custom crops and farming
Upgradable spawners
Upgradable hoppers
Filtered hoppers
Spawn plots
Custom fishing
Custom ores (based on terraria)
Custom weapons, armor and tools
Custom items (ex: world expander)
Custom models (ex: furniture)
Infinite blocks (builders love those)
Inv backups (up to 50 per player)
Item recycle (recycle your items)
Player shop plots at spawn
Leveled mobs for challenge
Infernal mobs
Death Chests
Tool leveling
Chest sort
Temp fly
Land claims
Quests
Daily quests
Backpacks
Bank
Server map
Builder wands
Sell wands
Chat games
Custom currency
Rotating shop
Jobs
Player warps
Marriage system
Pet petting
Ranks
Shopkeepers
Vote party
Quarries
Skills
Races

FAQ

Q: How can I join Fermium MC Survival?

A: You can join us by connecting to the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

Q: How many players are on the server?

A: We have a small but friendly community of around 10 players.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers extensive features such as custom crops, upgradable spawners, filtered hoppers, custom weapons and armor, tool leveling, and much more.

Q: Can I create my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, the server provides player shop plots at spawn where you can set up your own shop.

Q: Are there quests on the server?

A: Yes, the server has both quests and daily quests for players to complete.

Q: Is there a marriage system on the server?

A: Yes, players can participate in a marriage system on Fermium MC Survival.

TubularCraft Minecraft Server

V&U, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Retro Chuubas, mozumi main thread

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat about Vtubers who love retro games while building your own retro-inspired world? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtuber and retro gaming!

Join us for epic discussions about Vtubers who love throwing it back to the good old days of gaming. Want to team up with other players to create a Divegrass team and dominate the competition? We got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Lumi ARG and uncover the secrets hidden within. Who knows what mysteries await you in this virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the retro fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare retro games and Vtuber memorabilia. The possibilities are endless on our server!