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JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mines Excavated:	1034	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1410
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

oyna.craftlies.net.tr

GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8362	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2428	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	5331
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	895
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.