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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6279 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7236 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
