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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Votes: | 9951 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because we are back and we are ready to party like it’s 1999! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dance parties with Endermen, treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s waiting for you to join the madness.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least make it hilariously chaotic.
