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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4499 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 605 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 132 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dance parties with Endermen, treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s waiting for you to join the madness.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least make it hilariously chaotic.