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OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Potions Brewed:	80	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	4645	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	3471
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	880
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!