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SpaceMagma Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Server, Space, SpaceMagma, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

The owner of the server «SpaceMagma» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.48.149:25852

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Competition, Decline, Eso, eve online, FFXIV, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, market analysis, Minecraft, mmorpg, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, osrs, Player Base, player preferences, player retention, player-engagement, Server, Subscription Model, virtual worlds, wow

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

Anime girl, best tits, chloe, Community, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, smp, streaming, talent, talent agency, tits, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	9816
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3232
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5052	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

ALERT, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, deployment, escalation, ground war, idf, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, mobilization, mobilizing, north, potential war, reserve, reserve brigades, SECURITY, Signaling, Tensions, Troops

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	58
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

Ancient, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient recipes, archaeological discovery, bacterial evolution, CheeseCraft, cow DNA, dairy, dairy industry, dairy production, dairy products, DNA analysis, fermentation, food history, food preservation, food science, Fun, goat DNA, human health, kefir cheese, lactobacillus, oldest cheese, probiotics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!