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Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Potions Brewed:	90
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Votes:	2264
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zombie Dances:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7804
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Star Shards Collected:	247
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6214
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3202
Farms Harvested:	171	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.