smallest Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Virtuoso Vibe 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Community, Corpos, digital content creators, discuss, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, indies, LARGEST, LIVESTREAMING, offtopic, online personalities, Report, shitposting, smallest, trolling, Uoh, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, virtuoso, Vtubers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	5167
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this Minecraft server for the most epic time of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual YouTuber and watch them become the next big sensation! From the biggest corporate Vtubers to the tiniest indie gems, you can discuss and share your favorites with like-minded players.

But wait, there’s more! You can also report any trolls, shitposters, or off-topic discussions to keep the server clean and drama-free. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual madness begin!

Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2: Where even the smallest blocks can go on a big adventure!

Adventure, bedrock, big, blocks, building, Community, content creators, cross-platform, dedicated players, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcraft, java, long term, Minecraft Experience, multiplayer, Safe Community, Season, smallest, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Description
Survival multiplayer server with a vanilla-inspired experience
Powered by plugins for custom items, dynamic mechanics, and player-driven economy
Friendly community with regular events and collaborative projects
Cross-platform support for Java and Bedrock players
Whitelist for safety and enjoyment, join Discord to get started

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, we have custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy powered by plugins.

3. What kind of events and projects does the server have?

We have regular events and collaborative projects for players to participate in.

4. Can I join if I am under 16 or over 21?

We are primarily looking for players in the 16-21 age range, but everyone is welcome to join.

5. Is there a Season system on the server?

Yes, we are gearing up for Season 2 and welcome dedicated players and content creators to be part of something long-term.

EggcellentSpermServer

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

ShortyCraft: Where even the smallest players can rule the world!

addiction, CHANGE, DATING, habits, Insecurities, Loneliness, mental health, Players, pornography, Recovery, relationships, rule, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, ShortyCraft, smallest, Support, Therapy, transformation, world, Worthless

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1855
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of gooning for hours on end with no end in sight? Do you feel like your life is just a never-ending cycle of watching trans porn and feeling unfulfilled? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle forever!

On our server, you can build a virtual girlfriend who will never leave you or judge you for your gooning habits. You can take her on virtual dates and show her off to all your virtual friends. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a pixelated beauty by your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement. You can explore vast virtual worlds, battle fierce monsters, and even find love in the most unexpected places. Who knows, you might even find a real-life girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft and gooning.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle and join our Minecraft server today! Your virtual girlfriend is waiting for you.

MemeCraft: Where even the smallest mob deaths get a cinematic funeral 😂🎮 #RIPn00b #LOLSeriousGamer

Character development, Cinematic, confusion, deaths, Foreshadowing, Funeral, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hidden Secrets, Intrigue, LOLSeriousGamer, Memecraft, minor npc, Mob, Mystery, Opening, plot twist, Reveal, RIPn00b, smallest, speculation, spoilers, story development, theories, unexpected, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our mystery-filled Minecraft server, where even the minor NPCs are given the royal treatment! Ever wanted to mourn the loss of a random villager or chicken? Well, look no further because our server goes above and beyond to spoil you on all the minor NPC deaths right from the opening credits. Join us for the drama, the suspense, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all! Who knows, you might even shed a tear for that cow you accidentally punched…oops! So come on in and experience the thrill of knowing the fate of every single minor character in our world. Now that’s what we call immersive gaming!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

bad, Bants, blocky, criticism, deficient, disagreeable, DISAPPOINTING, disapproval, displeasing, Faulty, Flawed, Imperfect, inadequate, INFERIOR, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, objectionable, Poor, Server, subpar, UNACCEPTABLE, unfavorable, unsatisfactory, unsuitable

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	New Chunks Explored:	339708
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	817
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	7821
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Votes:	8291	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Latin HappyCraft

close connections, cultural factors, economic situation, Explanation, Happiness, happiness factors, happiness research, happiness study, HappyCraft, high happiness, income, latin, Latin America, Latin American culture, Latin American society, life satisfaction, Paper, personal relationships, Positive Psychology, research, Social Connections, well-being

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!